Nickleback

Shorthand for any terrible, redneck, cousin-fucking band using overblown vocals, unimaginative guitar riffs, clichéd lyrics an 11-year-old could write, and generally mind-numbingly boring, predictable musical devices in the vein of Creed, another horrifically unoriginal, grating band, but with shitty Christian lyrics.

"Hey sexy, I've got tickets to see Hinder, Blue October, and Finger Eleven..."

"Eww! Nicklebacks suck!" (Maces him and lights his mullet on fire)

by Pawelsky March 22, 2008

nickle and dime

The 510 area code (eastern section of the San Francisco Bay Area: Oakland and surrounding area). "5" for nickle, "10" for dime.

Somebody from Oakland or Alameda County is "Reppin' the nickle and dime".

by Reese January 11, 2004

Nickelshit

1. The common nickname for Shit Rock band Nickelback

2. A dump where you discover some amount of money inside your stool

1. "Dude, did you know my sister likes Nickelshit?!"

2. "Hey man, Pizza's on me, because I just took a massive nickelshit!"

by JamesBHATESNICKELBACK September 3, 2011

nickleback sucks

What must be said every time the word "Nickleback" is said, or the aforementioned band is about to be brought up in conversation.

This is done to clear the air and acts as a sacrifice to Jimi Hendrix, Freddie Mercury, John Bonham, Keith Moon, Frank Zappa and the other Gods of Rock to stop them laying a curse on mankind, the last time someone failed to do this oh so simple task Justin Beiber was born.

Ignorant Person: Hey have you heard of this great new Canadian band?
Non-Ignorant Person: No..... (please don't be Nickleback, please don't be Nickleback, please don't be Nickleback, please don't be Nickleback) Ignorant Person: They're called Nick-
Non-Ignorant Person: Nickelback Sucks!
Ignorant Person: All I said was Nick-
Non-Ignorant Person: NICKLEBACK SUCKS!!!!

by Edders1 September 14, 2013

double nickle chick

A chick that thinks she looks good but looks more like a 5 than a 10

You see any dime pieces here at Mansion, all I see is a bunch of double nickle chicks.

by C Los Brown February 23, 2008

moose nuckles

when a guys pants are to tight in the crotch and snug up between the ball sack creating two protrusions. the male version of a camel toe.

that guy should not wear a speedo, it gives him moose nuckles!

by groupie#1 September 22, 2006

Nickels

A bar game played by men, for 2 players or more. One player takes a nickel and then flips it. Other players guess "heads" or "tails." The player who flips reveals the coin by lifting his hand with 5 fingers outstretched, representing the symbol of the game "Nickels." Players that guess correctly are eliminated, and if more than 2 players guess correctly, the nickel is given to the next player to flip. This continues until there is one player left, the loser, whose penalty is to hit on any nickel (~5 rating) at the bar. A new round is played only when the losing player has completed his assignment.

Although many have critiqued the game as derogatory or misogynistic, the spirit of the game is to simply talk to as many women as possible and to make it fun. Accordingly, it is permitted to hit on women higher and lower than a 5 rating, though it is preferable that they be as close as possible to a "nickel."

Yo Dactyl, you free tonight to run some
Nickels?

by Arse MacManus January 8, 2009