Matt Myers

An autistic specimen. Some may call him a professional wrestler for the amount of times he's beaten people up.
"Hey look, the special kid is throwing somebody on the floor and punching him!"
"That's a Matt Myers alright."
by schoolstopwatchingme October 30, 2017
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Ben Myers

Ben Myers is an English author, poet and music journalist. Meyers first came to note in the e-zeitgeist after Wrecking Ball Press published his novel "The Book Of Fuck." Myers is a founding member of the brutalist movement.
Ben Myers is an English author and music journalist.
by havocwrecked February 13, 2009
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Myers Park

Basically the best high school in Charlotte, NC.

Kids at Myers Park know what to do, when to do it, and how to do it right.

People who don't like the park are the kids who have no friends, no lives, and shouldn't be allowed to live in Charlotte.
Dude, I went to a party last night with a bunch of MP kids. Let me tell you, they know how to throw down.

Fuck, we have to play Myers Park tonight in soccer.

Fuck, we have to play Myers Park tonight in volleyball.

Fuck, we have to play Myers Park tonight in basketball.
by S-90 November 14, 2008
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Michael Myers

Somebody you guys really need to stop sexualizing. He would kill you, not fuck you.
“Omg Michael Myers please fuck me!” No emma, he would stab you to death.
by michaelmyersstan February 12, 2021
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Jade Myers

Hot, but younger girl who can get WAY older guys, and has a nice body. all the girls are jealous of a Jade Myers and all the guys wanna fuck her. She's a very sexual human being but only in love with one person at a time, for a long period of time. May be reffered to as a whore or skank but is extremly outgoing with an amazing personality, very funny, & can kick ass.
Jake: Damn i wanna Fuck that Jade Myers so bad, shes so fiine!!
Paige: Why? shes a whore
Robert: Woah, backoff, she is mine from now on ! mm, she gives such good head
by jlrg4v December 03, 2010
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Fort Myers

A city in southern Florida. Population: 62,298 officially but really more like 200,000 since most people live outside city limits. It is composed almost entirely of suburbs and strip malls, with a few ghettos thrown in for good measure. The population consists mostly of close-minded fake suburban people and their wigger children. The only other common type of person in Fort Myers is 80+ and drives only Lincoln Town Cars (or Jaguars, if they have a bit of money). As noted by some of the other entries, nothing ever really happens in Fort Myers. The center of the city is about 10 miles east of the Gulf of Mexico and the local government markets it to tourists as "paradise" even though it has more litter than most cities of its size. AVOID AT ALL COSTS
Rhonda: "Where should I move so that my family and I can feel like everyone in the world is a white conservative Christian?"

Lily: "Fort Myers, Florida."
by Slim6346 May 15, 2011
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Fort Myers

The most happenin place EVER! No, for real though. Ft. Myers is awesome. There's a great diversity in people, of age, race and religion.
We get lucky when hurricanes come by, because regardless of what the news says, it's not that bad. If you're not from Florida, born and raised, then you'll usually freak out. We "floridians" don't have issues with them. HURRICANE PARTY!!!

Also, there's Florida Gulf Coast University, where most will go to after high school. We have three malls. Plenty of beach space when the snow birds are not here. The sun is always shining, and if not, just wait ten minutes, it will be back. Fort myers is located on the Gulf Coast, water is WARM. There's not much surf, but hey, there's a lot of great things. Tons of wonderful restaurants, like Buffulo Chips, Bahama Breeze, and of course your famous ones like Outback and Olive Garden.

Everyone that travels down there, three hours south of Tampa, loves it. Tons of compliments from people who have passed through. US 41 is always packing during season. If you don't know what season is, sorry. It's the most imporant time of year for working residents. That's where the term "snow bird" comes in hand. People are generally nice. Unless you meet them on the road... Police don't care that much for speeders.
Overall, you'll greatly enjoy Fort Myers. It has great schools like Estero High and Fort Myers High. Even if Estero's football team made history recently on their score. Other than that... If you don't want to live here, don't stop by, you'll get addicted.
Person 1 : Yo, where you been at?

Person 2 : Dude, Fort Myers! It's awesome. I'm never going back home!!!!
by Gabie G October 29, 2008
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