A large, curly haired faggot, who loves to fuck. He tells jokes all day, but cant take anything seriously. He has no compassion for others. He's a druggy, mostly the seller, but he lives his life to the fullest, while it's still lasting. He's incredibly sexy, despite being hidden amongst the crouds..
JACK MYERS, where's my weed?
by OrangeSoda February 5, 2012
"God damn it! I've been working so hard I cant nail my wife! Curse this case of floppy myers! I need a vacation!"
by Orzi May 16, 2010
“Yo that foo ugly af, with his Michael Myers lookin ass”
“Nuh bruh that ain’t Michael Myers, that’s Miguel Myers”
“Yuh u right, that nigha straight from that dirty ass Tijuana River”
“Nuh bruh that ain’t Michael Myers, that’s Miguel Myers”
“Yuh u right, that nigha straight from that dirty ass Tijuana River”
by nuht@n_24/7 November 4, 2021
Basically the best high school in Charlotte, NC.
Kids at Myers Park know what to do, when to do it, and how to do it right.
People who don't like the park are the kids who have no friends, no lives, and shouldn't be allowed to live in Charlotte.
Kids at Myers Park know what to do, when to do it, and how to do it right.
People who don't like the park are the kids who have no friends, no lives, and shouldn't be allowed to live in Charlotte.
Dude, I went to a party last night with a bunch of MP kids. Let me tell you, they know how to throw down.
Fuck, we have to play Myers Park tonight in soccer.
Fuck, we have to play Myers Park tonight in volleyball.
Fuck, we have to play Myers Park tonight in basketball.
Fuck, we have to play Myers Park tonight in soccer.
Fuck, we have to play Myers Park tonight in volleyball.
Fuck, we have to play Myers Park tonight in basketball.
by S-90 November 14, 2008
by michaelmyersstan February 12, 2021
Hot, but younger girl who can get WAY older guys, and has a nice body. all the girls are jealous of a Jade Myers and all the guys wanna fuck her. She's a very sexual human being but only in love with one person at a time, for a long period of time. May be reffered to as a whore or skank but is extremly outgoing with an amazing personality, very funny, & can kick ass.
Jake: Damn i wanna Fuck that Jade Myers so bad, shes so fiine!!
Paige: Why? shes a whore
Robert: Woah, backoff, she is mine from now on ! mm, she gives such good head
Paige: Why? shes a whore
Robert: Woah, backoff, she is mine from now on ! mm, she gives such good head
by jlrg4v December 3, 2010
A city in southern Florida. Population: 62,298 officially but really more like 200,000 since most people live outside city limits. It is composed almost entirely of suburbs and strip malls, with a few ghettos thrown in for good measure. The population consists mostly of close-minded fake suburban people and their wigger children. The only other common type of person in Fort Myers is 80+ and drives only Lincoln Town Cars (or Jaguars, if they have a bit of money). As noted by some of the other entries, nothing ever really happens in Fort Myers. The center of the city is about 10 miles east of the Gulf of Mexico and the local government markets it to tourists as "paradise" even though it has more litter than most cities of its size. AVOID AT ALL COSTS
Rhonda: "Where should I move so that my family and I can feel like everyone in the world is a white conservative Christian?"
Lily: "Fort Myers, Florida."
Lily: "Fort Myers, Florida."
by Slim6346 May 15, 2011