Cunt-o-matic

An unusually awful bitch. Usually found at work, cunting around. You can smell her stinky coochie for miles.

Damm! Kelly is a fucking Cunt-O-matic.

by Snot Girl August 2, 2007

Mystica

A fineass female with a nice ass , loves cookies, sex in the rain ,dogs, and she one not to mess with. Mystica will blow your mind but watch dont get on bad side. Likes party and dance amazingly beautiful and sexy

"It no party like a mystica party , sex, big booty, drinking, and lots of fun

by Ethan2443 January 13, 2019

Ass Matic

When da booty so fine you get an asthma attack

"Bro did you see Katie"
"Yeah she made me Ass Matic"

by The scrublord April 5, 2016

fuck-o-matic

'automatic fucking machine', as applying to {someone}

He may seem as one mannly fuck-o-matic, but never will he match me in love-making skills.

by Victor Van Styn August 22, 2005

Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

Gandhi

Gandhi fasted so long that his frame was rather frail,

And when he eat the strangest fruits his breath was often stale,

He walked barefoot so hard his bottom squirt his diagnosis,

(He was a) Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

-The Newfangled Four

by Random_doesn’t_equal_funny August 16, 2018

Moaticus

Relating to a sand castle/moat (Hence the term, MOATicus) built in Lake Tahoe California that was so amazing that Google Earth had to retake the satellite image to include it. This word is an adjective, meaning "totally awesome/epic"

Dude... that jacket is MOATICUS!!!

I know man! Those shoes are pretty moaticus too... you could like beat Chuck Norris with those things on.

No dude! Don't say that or he will kick your ass!

by Alejandro Matador February 21, 2009

meaticopter

a girl named Victoria who hangs out at bars

That meaticopter is floating around East Syracuse

by deadpool2250 August 11, 2010