crab in my butt

when butthole is itchy

son: “mom, i’ve got a crab in my butt!”
mom: “itch it honey!”

by cookoutconnoisseur May 18, 2022

bend my penis in my butt

Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284

(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary

Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me

by CumSlayer March 14, 2022

Pee out my butt

Shitting straight liquid. Usually alcohol induced.

Fuck I I gotta pee out my butt! I shouldn't have drinkin' all that High Life.

by DonJuanGotUrMom April 2, 2022

Yeah my butt

you don’t believe what you were told

Yeah my butt you cleaned your room

by Shensler15 February 20, 2021

My butt

I dont want to type

My butt hurts

by Oh, worm! February 22, 2021

Dig in my butt

To "search for gold" or "dig for mystery", "dig in my butt" is a term used to talk about a common hobby or activity in which one may stick their finger up their rectum cavity to search for any scraps which may be left after taking a shit. Also often said as "Diggin' in ma butt" and possibly abbreviated to "DimB" which is often used over text.

"Hey Michael what're you doing this afternoon?" "Probably gonna dig in my butt"

"Are you busy this weekend?" "Yeah I gotta dig for gold, dig in the ol' ass creamer"

"Are you digging in your butt during our dinner right now?" "A miner never stops until they find gold"

by Gibsonn06 June 21, 2025

Digging in my butt

Common meme for mid 2nd quarter 2025 referring to the act of excavating in thy buttocks aka (Digging in my butt) can be achieved with various items using a dildo, fist, or a fellow diggee (the homie💯).

Kyle: Yo bro you’re so stupid and im starting a beef
Dayvon bennet: imagine having a beef with me when im at home digging in my butt.
Kyle: Oh shit word bro i need to relax

by B C S July 7, 2025