Might as well lick my butt

An insult I made up meaning that someone speaks such bullshit that it's equivalent to licking someone's ass

Bob: The earth is flat.
Kevin: What the funkerdoodle, might as well lick my butt.

by Flamingecko November 20, 2020

Yeah my butt

you don’t believe what you were told

Yeah my butt you cleaned your room

by Shensler15 February 20, 2021

My butt

I dont want to type

My butt hurts

by Oh, worm! February 22, 2021

crab in my butt

when butthole is itchy

son: “mom, i’ve got a crab in my butt!”
mom: “itch it honey!”

by cookoutconnoisseur May 18, 2022

Pee out my butt

Shitting straight liquid. Usually alcohol induced.

Fuck I I gotta pee out my butt! I shouldn't have drinkin' all that High Life.

by DonJuanGotUrMom April 2, 2022

bend my penis in my butt

Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284

(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary

Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me

by CumSlayer March 14, 2022

makes my butt hard

“That makes my butt hard” (“making my butt hard-verb version) is an expression that can have slightly different meanings depending on the circumstance, but generally the expression is used in a positive manner. This positive expression can be used in the following ways (however not limited to what is listed):

1) Used to agree with someone.

2) Used to express attraction towards someone else.

3) Can be used to convey a general liking of something, some place, or someone.

Examples:
• These bean and cheese tacos are “making my butt hard”!
•Dude, tone it down with the cologne! You’re “making my butt hard”.
•Girl, You makes my butt hard ….no no…that’s a good thing. No…I’m not into anal play… I guess I was trying to say that you give me an erection, but didn’t want to come across as an agro alpha male.

by $wen$on August 21, 2021