crab in my butt

when butthole is itchy
son: “mom, i’ve got a crab in my butt!”
mom: “itch it honey!”
by cookoutconnoisseur May 19, 2022
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makes my butt hard

“That makes my butt hard” (“making my butt hard-verb version) is an expression that can have slightly different meanings depending on the circumstance, but generally the expression is used in a positive manner. This positive expression can be used in the following ways (however not limited to what is listed):

1) Used to agree with someone.

2) Used to express attraction towards someone else.

3) Can be used to convey a general liking of something, some place, or someone.
Examples:
• These bean and cheese tacos are “making my butt hard”!
•Dude, tone it down with the cologne! You’re “making my butt hard”.
•Girl, You makes my butt hard ….no no…that’s a good thing. No…I’m not into anal play… I guess I was trying to say that you give me an erection, but didn’t want to come across as an agro alpha male.
by $wen$on August 21, 2021
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Might as well lick my butt

An insult I made up meaning that someone speaks such bullshit that it's equivalent to licking someone's ass
by Flamingecko November 20, 2020
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Pee out my butt

Shitting straight liquid. Usually alcohol induced.
Fuck I I gotta pee out my butt! I shouldn't have drinkin' all that High Life.
by DonJuanGotUrMom April 02, 2022
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I love it in my butt

It feels good when its in my butt and I love the feeling when it finishes.
I love it in my butt
by Widsowman April 04, 2024
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I like it in my butt

A male or female bending or bent down and lower part in the air
Oh carmin I like it in my butt
by Griffin Johnson December 15, 2022
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