Motel-no-tell

Shady motel were people go in just to fuck. The type of motel you don't brag about.

Man 1: Mary and I had sex last night.

Man 2: Does Your wife Gena knows about this?

Man 1: No, we went to the motel-no-tell on the interstate.

by Crashy873 August 11, 2016

Motel 6

The endgame of all motel related sexual intercourse. During the Motel 6, you rent a room in any of the over 900 Motel 6s nationwide and have hours upon hours of explicit sex with a woman (or man although not recommended). When the act of sexual intercourse is over, you kill her (or him).

"What are you in for?"
"I totally gave that bitch The Motel 6 in Wicomico last night!"

by The Dastardly Rogue September 30, 2007

graybar motel

See graybar hotel.

Hotel, schmotel, the Waldorf Astoria it ain't.

by Octopod November 6, 2003

Roach Motel

A rooming or boarding house where illegal aliens often live, with beds stacked up on top of eachother in close living quarters.

I heard there's a Roach Motel down the street, there's 40 guys living in 5 rooms! No wonder it smelled so bad everytime I walked past!

by LIisinvaded May 17, 2011

motel in flames

A type of sexual pleasure for saddistic men. Usually offered by cheap whores or hookers. It involves sticking the penis into a very unclean diseased fill rectum. This is why the hooker is needed. The man with the motel(penis), will then see it have many inflamations( in flames) from the STDS.

man; i would like to query about your motel in flames

hooker: 30$, hun

man: ok * injects penis*

by bignose342 February 17, 2006

roach motel

Noun: A container where roaches (remnants of a marijuana joint) are stored.

Hey man, grab that roach motel over there and I'll roll up the leftovers.

by beanz069 August 22, 2009

Motel Rawanda

Like Hotel Rwananda but a motel

While in Africa i went to Motel Rawanda

by P-Meizer December 27, 2010