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Mortal Kumbat 

When near the climax of intercourse, the man pulls out and yells "FINISH HER", spits his man juice in her face, then says "Fatality". If she is a team player, she won't mind making some dying groans.
Dude, I totally owned that girl last night with Mortal Kumbat.
Mortal Kumbat by Lou Kame April 8, 2009

Mortal Kombatese 

When typing something on chat or test related things, the hard c sound is replaced with k.
Chat Room:
Guy 1- I kan't believe that kancer killed my grandma
Guy 2- Why are you speaking in Mortal Kombatese?!!!

Mortal Kombatted 

To have your heart ripped out, Kano from Mortal Kombat styles by someone you have a crush on/love
Jason and Erica had been seeing each other for a few months. Erica was quite smitten but jason decided he didn't want to continue the relationship. Jason Mortal Kombatted Erica ... ripped out her heart and stood there with her heart in his hand
Mortal Kombatted by discob April 13, 2011

moral kombat 

The art of "kombat" in moralities. It's basically just arguing like a mother fo. Normally ending with someone so "owned" that their final responce will be filled with so much being of owned that they will blurp out some bs.
DUDE YOU SUCK
Yea, but for a dude to suck who has a girlfriend is technically and blatently gay and for 1 such as yourself to think of such a think you make yourself seem gay. So why don't you go suck off your brother?
UH.. FUCK YOU!!!
I'm owning you in moral kombat you realize?
moral kombat by ADMRems August 8, 2006

Mortol KOmbat 

One of the games that make murder enjoybele
Mortol KOmbat -Shang Tsung
Mortol KOmbat by YEREYEre666 February 25, 2019

MortalKombat 

You are not a gamer if you dont do the honors of playing MK once a day.
MortalKombat by Alex. February 15, 2005