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Spooky Mormon Hell Dream

A hell dream with your gay crush, and four assholes
Elder Price had a spooky mormon hell dream after he abandoned his mission partner.
by Dear_Zoe_Murphy October 25, 2018
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mormon porn

the art of photoshopping any picture with a foreground mask in a way that makes the background image appear pornographic in nature but is in fact totally innocent.
dude, we've made this image of Becki at the mall look totally dirrrty with some mormon porn photoshopping.
by Topper Bottom? September 5, 2010
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Mormon hit

The last hit of a bowl that's 50% weed and 50% bhutane before going out. The ashes are white and powdery, much like most Mormons
Any of y'all wanna do the Mormon hit? The bong's almost out.
by downstreamHike September 30, 2018
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Mormon Standard Time

Due to the struggle of having countless kids, Mormons run late to most every occasion. It is only acceptable to be late if you are Mormon, otherwise there is no excuse.
The meeting starts at 9:00 but we'll tell Steve that it starts at 8:30 because he runs on Mormon Standard Time.
by Sickle Mode August 22, 2019
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mormon mobile

A large van, almost the size of a small bus, that is used by churches or other organizations to haul 15 kids around. Many mormon families have them so they can haul all 13 of their children.
Damn dude, I wish this mormon mobile wouldn't take up 3 spots downtown when I'm trying to park.
by rabblerouser August 16, 2006
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Mormon food

Mormon food is most accurately described to the modern world as junk food and/or fast food. It can include Wendy's Baconator or just general junk food. Fucking disgusting.
Your Friend: Dude, your girlfriend eats like a starving dog!

You, you bastard: Yeah, I stopped off at Wendy's and stocked up on Mormon food for my bitch.

Your Friend: Damn, you stupid.
by DOUBLEmoniKERR February 24, 2009
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Mordor

From "The Lord of the Rings," the evil land of Sauron the Dark Lord. Please do not ring the front gate after 9PM, thx. -- mgmt
by Jon February 17, 2005
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