When you crush some cookies, stuff them in her vagina and ass then eat her out and all remnants of cookie are rubbed in between her titties until she likes it
Person 1: Damn dude I ran out of Oreos for my Cookie Monster surprise so I had to use chips ahoy
Person 2: Damn that sucks, we know the best Cookie Monster surprise is with Oreos
Person 2: Damn that sucks, we know the best Cookie Monster surprise is with Oreos
by PoosieBoi9000 May 12, 2016
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Employee 1: Did you hear Kanye West is a human resources manager now?!?!!
Employee 2: Oh that is like the Cookie Monster Eating Ice Cream.
Employee 2: Oh that is like the Cookie Monster Eating Ice Cream.
by Yellow 55 August 6, 2016
Get the Cookie Monster Eating Ice Cream mug.Describes the act of anal sex followed by cuming in the ass followed by the women turning around bending over, spreading her cheeks releasing the skeet onto a cookie and then eating it like the Sesame Street Character "Cookie Monster"
by WebbR6 December 31, 2009
Get the Cookie Monster mug.A man takes a cookie into his mouth, and he inserts it into a woman's vagina. He bobs his head back and forth, inserting the cookie in and out of the vagina. The woman squirts breast milk onto the cookie and vagina to act as a lubricant. Once the vagina has the aroma of a cookie the man gives the cookie to the girl, and he proceeds to go cunnilingus on the woman. As the man is performing cunnilingus the woman puts her breast milk on the cookie and eats it like an oreo with milk. This can be performed on a woman's rectum as well.
Dude, this girl at the bakery had some big ass chocolate chip cookies, and I totally went Cookie Monster on her ass.
by Kenny Cummings April 8, 2008
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Get the cookie monster mug.A game played by males. The males form a circle and place a cookie in the middle. They then whip out their dicks and masturbate trying to squirt onto the cookie. Last one to hit the cookie has to eat it.
by dat otha wite guy July 19, 2009
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