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Manshop

A place where men gather to manly things. This would include drinking beer, smoking cigars, cussing, dirty jokes, building race mowers, working on trucks, and playing nut ball.
"last weekend at my manshop, me and Brent raced lawnmowers and smoked cigars, it was totally badass"

"I put a new 572 big block in my S10 at my manshop last weekend"
by bigjohnson777 March 21, 2010
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Manshadow

your friends awkward, often creepy and more times than not, inapropiate boyfriend. It's not that these gentlemen are intolerable individually but when with a large number of their girlfriends girlfriends, their "manshadow" qualities are more pronounced. Often the manshadow will only talk to/address significent other, giving him a more hollow persona, hence shadow. Usually uninvited.

(Linguistic credit goes to Alex)
"Oh my god, she brought her manshadow with her." "Is it a girls night? Yeah, no manshadows aloud"
by Walex Kapaccino July 6, 2010
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Manshout

Verb: Manshout
Noun: Manshout
Adj: Manshouting, Manshouted

Manshouting is when a man with needs finally satisfies those needs after a long period of going without, has a need to show his masculinity or a combination of the two. He fills his lungs to capacity and releases an almost gorilla like roar or combines the sound with words, this would be used only to say useless or unnecessary statements typically at akward moments. For example, at a funeral In the middle of the silent moment you release a Manshout and say something to the effect of, "fishing makes me horny!!!" Fishing to establish masculinity by declaring yourself a sportsman and the sexual reference is there because of the newly established malehood.

Manshouting can however be useful such as Manshouting to your visiting Great Aunt Mildred when she opens the door to your room without knocking and your watching porn, to get the fuck out before you snap her hip with a 2 x 4. Again, establishing a male dominance by using lumber purchased at the hardware store as a weapon to establish control through violence by disintegrating her already calcium deprived hip bone.
A) Man 1: "Dude, it's 2:00am. Who's using a jackhammer outside???"

Man 2: "That's not a jackhammer, that's my neighbor drilling his wife's snatch and Manshouting that tomorrow he has to goto the hardware store to buy a tool belt and table saw."
by Adameze November 9, 2012
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manshaking

The art of ostentatiously preparing some god awful MSG laden protein shake in the gym whilst making sure everyone is looking..to impress the gents or the laydees in the gym !
'Hes a nice bloke but he's gotta stop manshaking around the gym'-
by tadge72 November 4, 2016
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menshew

A person who still acts like a child but also acts like an adult and is very dominant its pronounced Men Shew
Im a menshew and proud!
by Ilovekaneki October 14, 2017
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gardner minshew

A quarterback for the Jacksonville Jaguars.

Presumably the best there is. Ever.

Has a very nice mustache
person 1: hey did you see the jaguars in TNF last night? Gardner Minshew went off.

person 2: yeah bro it’s all in the stache
by jchamp7 October 4, 2019
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manshit

(n) 1. activities, events, or interests typically enjoyed by the American male. 2. the materials, supplies, or equipment used in or related to the activities, events, or interests commonly enjoyed by the American male.
Our day that involved drinking beer, killing animals, and racing cars was chalk full of manshit.
by nips459 May 10, 2010
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