Not the real Jesus. The Jesus that some bible thumpers believe in who believe that if you don't "tithe" that is don't give ten percent of the money you make to there church God and/or Jesus is against you and will do nothing for you.
Man:I must be dead1 Is that you Jesus?
Jesus:Yeah,the ten dollars you owe me?
Man:I ain't got ten dollars.
Jesus:Then your going to hell till I get my ten dollars.
Man:I'm dead I can't get ten dollars.
Jesus:Too bad. Next.
And that's an example of moneyfucker Jesus.
Jesus:Yeah,the ten dollars you owe me?
Man:I ain't got ten dollars.
Jesus:Then your going to hell till I get my ten dollars.
Man:I'm dead I can't get ten dollars.
Jesus:Too bad. Next.
And that's an example of moneyfucker Jesus.
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A person who thinks they can fix something, usually on a car, better or faster than you. The keep running their mouth and getting in your way until you let them try to do the job. When they fuck it up, they get mad and say " Well if you don't want my help, you can do it yourself" then they leave.
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Ol' Monkeyface was a pioneer to the Golden State of California during the gold rush. After having tried his luck at odd jobs on the mighty Mississippi and a failed trip to find riches in South America, Ol' Monkeyface continued his voyage around the tip of South America and headed to old San Francisco.
Whilst there he encountered a number of strange characters and had many strange adventures before heading to the Sutter Mill region of Northern California. While there he failed to find gold (though often was it on his mind) but had many adventures and he-hi-larity.
A particularly funny anecdote pertained to a time when he attempted to wrestle a dozen armadillos.
His descendents live in the East and North bay, close to San Ramon, CA
Whilst there he encountered a number of strange characters and had many strange adventures before heading to the Sutter Mill region of Northern California. While there he failed to find gold (though often was it on his mind) but had many adventures and he-hi-larity.
A particularly funny anecdote pertained to a time when he attempted to wrestle a dozen armadillos.
His descendents live in the East and North bay, close to San Ramon, CA
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