a flash light strapped to the shaft of your cock (shlong, penis, 3rd leg, banger etc) for finding your way in the dark during the night if and when you wake up with your tent pichted, aka mornin glory.. to be used on turgid tadgers, brickers and pingers if you prefer the hands free version, if not then flacid will do also with the hands on approach.
"DAMN IT!.. need a piss! and the electric has run out!!.. time to dawn the miners helmet and seeing as I have a pinger, I shall be opting for the hands free approach"
"DAMN IT!.. need a piss! and the electric has run out!!.. time to dawn the miners helmet and seeing as I have a pinger, I shall be opting for the hands free approach"
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1. A town in Pennsylvania where you can't go 3 seconds without having your shit stolen, drug dealers and sluts roam the streets 24/7, and is just the worst place to live/visit.
2. Only go here if you want something bad to happen
2. Only go here if you want something bad to happen
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by Moroney December 5, 2003
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