mole

a slime-like, cloying dumbass who schmoozes by blowing dicks and who is dumb as dipshit but who jerks off thinking he is some hotshot

the guy is such a mole

by anti-mole August 3, 2010

Moling

When one's poop is alternately poking in and out of their anus like a mole peeking out of a hole in the ground.

I had to shit so bad I was moling.

by 1HNIC January 7, 2017

MOLE

Original refering to an animal that lives in the ground. Also can be used to describe a girl with slutty qualities, who should also live in the ground where she belongs along with the other moles.

Man, see that girl, shes a fucing mole, shes been with every guy here !!

by Scott April 23, 2005

mole

any outstanding or obvious grammatical, intellectual or logical mistake

(After nailing one's hand to the wall) Aw man, I just pulled a mole!

by habejebdah June 28, 2005

mole

A Mole is a nerd who likes to sit on his computer playing Counterstrike (aka Molestrike). Running ten feet will be enough exercise to make the mole tired. Moles also get exercise by farting. Moles are known to be hairy and often drop ringlets. Oh yeah and they are fat.

Kavon is the prime specimen of a mole. Trevis is no longer a mole, thus no longer gassy.

by Nerdo December 12, 2004

mole

a mole is a piece of skin affected by slightly darker pigment that contains sprouting hairs on its surface. Moles are often very gassy (and inherently hairy). They prefer to play xbox over computer, but when neither xbox nor computer is availabe, a game of risk will suffice.

Trevis is the lowest mole on the mole food-chain. or------ Trevis is last in the mole pecking order.

by kevaaaaan December 12, 2004

mole

A gross hairy black spot found on teachers or geeks faces AND it has curly black hairs!

RACHEL RONES HAS A MOLE ON HER NOSE!!!!!!!

Mrs. MOLEEEY

by B March 5, 2004