The supreme god
The best person ever
5 times won the prize of the best person on the universe
Mitchell is something that you can't describe it
The best person ever
5 times won the prize of the best person on the universe
Mitchell is something that you can't describe it
This is so Mitchell
by Captain Bill McAwesome III November 01, 2019
by armadillo is the best June 14, 2021
Someone who has eaten an exorbitant amount of Pizza Singles. The line between Mitchell and Pizza Single has become blurry and the two exist as one.
by Realnamenotincluded October 09, 2020
Mitchells are generally strong, intelligent, and sporty people with a uniquely rye sense of humor and a presence that you can feel from across a room.
When they feel like it, they can be really fun and outgoing, but will need time to themselves to find the energy to socialize. (They tend to be the type of person who’s lowkey a popular loner)
They do their best to be thoughtful and conscious of the people around them, but can struggle to empathize and express their exact emotions to others.
Their greatest weakness is their proclivity to hold pent-up energy and strong emotions deep inside, as when they eventually release (though once in a blue moon) things can get pretty messy.
Their greatest strength is having natural talent in most things. They develop skills as easily as they can crack funny jokes.
They’re pretty decent with women, but could definitely use some practice as they WILL catch feelings 7/10 times for like, literally no reason whatsoever.
9/10 times they’re also tall Mfs with a low ass alcohol tolerance.
When they feel like it, they can be really fun and outgoing, but will need time to themselves to find the energy to socialize. (They tend to be the type of person who’s lowkey a popular loner)
They do their best to be thoughtful and conscious of the people around them, but can struggle to empathize and express their exact emotions to others.
Their greatest weakness is their proclivity to hold pent-up energy and strong emotions deep inside, as when they eventually release (though once in a blue moon) things can get pretty messy.
Their greatest strength is having natural talent in most things. They develop skills as easily as they can crack funny jokes.
They’re pretty decent with women, but could definitely use some practice as they WILL catch feelings 7/10 times for like, literally no reason whatsoever.
9/10 times they’re also tall Mfs with a low ass alcohol tolerance.
Hey look it’s Mitchell - the chill af dude I told you about.
Yea sure, but I guarantee he can’t out drink an 8 year old.
Nah, probs not.
Yea sure, but I guarantee he can’t out drink an 8 year old.
Nah, probs not.
by Thefactspitter February 03, 2021
by Shayna Marie January 14, 2019
Mitchell is an gey. Mitchell is the geyest person to exist, and he likes men on top of his Chick Fil-A® Spicy Chicken Sandwiches and his barbecue ribs. His real name is Mitchelisangae Gaesuprem, but normal, straight human beings call him Mitchell.
He is gay because he saw 2 men, Nedarb and Boiruz in the bed sleeping and he wanted to join them.
In front of his friends, he admitted that he was gay at a local Chick Fil-A®, eating his favorite meal, the Chick Fil-A® Spicy Chicken Sandwich. To this day he eats 9 Spicy Chicken Sandwiches every single day.
Rumours say he is Scarce, and that Mr. John Scarce is a disguise for the true self, Mitchelisangae Gaesuprem!
His hobbies that all the girls DIG - watching his favorite Inspector Gadget, and play his favorite game Minecraft!
Mitchell also is a Lucario furry, and goes to furry-cons every week. He spends 100k dollars on being a perfect furry every week. He also dresses up as Inspector Gadget, as he has a crush on Inspector Gadget.
Although he is gay, he has the ideal male human body, and girls always go after him. Unfortunately, he always rejects them by showing them a pic of his b0ifriend.
The ideal Mitchell is this, and if you know any Mitchells, how are they?
He is gay because he saw 2 men, Nedarb and Boiruz in the bed sleeping and he wanted to join them.
In front of his friends, he admitted that he was gay at a local Chick Fil-A®, eating his favorite meal, the Chick Fil-A® Spicy Chicken Sandwich. To this day he eats 9 Spicy Chicken Sandwiches every single day.
Rumours say he is Scarce, and that Mr. John Scarce is a disguise for the true self, Mitchelisangae Gaesuprem!
His hobbies that all the girls DIG - watching his favorite Inspector Gadget, and play his favorite game Minecraft!
Mitchell also is a Lucario furry, and goes to furry-cons every week. He spends 100k dollars on being a perfect furry every week. He also dresses up as Inspector Gadget, as he has a crush on Inspector Gadget.
Although he is gay, he has the ideal male human body, and girls always go after him. Unfortunately, he always rejects them by showing them a pic of his b0ifriend.
The ideal Mitchell is this, and if you know any Mitchells, how are they?
Mitchell, I love your body, I love you, I love your Minecraft creations, I love your Inspect Gadget cosplay, I love your fursuits, but why are you g e y?????????
by guyslookitsanspicyb0i October 22, 2017