minstrel

Addictive circular pods of soft chocolate covered in a crispy chocolate shell, made my the makers of Galaxy chocolate. Become addictive over a short period of time. Some people in certain parts of the UK make bets to see who can go the longest without eating one.

"Dude, you just ate a minstrel, you only lasted 2 DAYS!"
"Sorry dude, I'm addicted."

by MelLem April 22, 2008

Mistress

A girl on the side.

A guy has to have a girl to have a mistress/side girl. A guy with no girl has no mistress.

by Solid Mantis May 23, 2019

evil mistress

The person your husband cheated on with. Usually skinny and bitchy.

See that woman with that man?

Ya what about her

She's his evil mistress

by EvilMistress_012 February 10, 2017

Minstrel Cycle

The period in which an artsy individual attempts to make money off of his/her music.

John: Where is Kate?

Adam: Shes over on the corner trying to earn money off of

her guitar.

John: Really? She isn't very good.

Adam: Cut her some slack, shes going through her minstrel cycle.

by Pr3ngles August 5, 2011

Turkish Minstrel

This is a sexual position in which large amounts of dental floss are shoved into a partners behind and then removed.

The floss is then tied to your partners big toe on the right foot while you strum it like a guitar and sing various love songs from 80's big hair bands.

She said she loved my singing voice and my lovemaking skills so I gave her a Turkish Minstrel

by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009

Mistress

A guy has to have a girl already to have a mistress. A guy has to want to have at least one girl in his life to have a mistress.

The guy with the mistress wanted to have not just one, but two girls. Meanwhile the guy with no mistress(es) never wanted to have a girl in his life in the first place.

by Solid Mantis May 23, 2019

Mistral

A small girl of German origin. Acts egotistical and loud when in a social setting, but is quiet and mature in private.

"That girl is such a Mistral."

by diedeutschfrau November 23, 2013