Mississippi Mud Pole

Refers to the sexual act in which one shits into a woman's mouth and she then proceeds to give him a blow job with her warm shit filled mouth.

I was expecting a blow job but she insisted that I shit in her mouth and she give me a Mississippi Mud Pole.

by Lil'Georgie'sCreamsicle September 17, 2010

Mississippi mud fuck

When a girl or a guy get mud up their vagina or anus and get fucked by their cousins or some family member

I got Mississippi mud fucked by my cousin last night and im shitting blood

by t6hivk7nk6n2i4 April 11, 2018

mississippi mud head

during the act of a blowjob when you cum you pull out and push her head under your ass. you then proceed to shit on her head creating a mud pie on her head

that bitch wanted my cock so i gave her a mississippi mud head!

by call of thousands November 27, 2007

mississippi mud plow

It's when you poop during sex and the girl layers it on the breasts and you lick it up while she is lactating milk.

Me and this girl started to do a Mississippi Mud Plow. I now have herpies.

by God is real 78 October 28, 2013

Mississippi Mud Surprise

If you're uncircumcised, and perform anal sex and later discover shit underneath you're foreskin.

He discovered I had the ole' mississippi mud surprise when he took a shower after sex.

by fitofrage February 11, 2010

mississippi mud pie

When someone releases excrement and penis ejaculate at the same time anywhere on the body.

Man, I laid a harsh Mississippi Mud Pie on her chest last night. It was so brutal!

by Buckmaster Flex March 14, 2008

Mississippi Mud Flap

When a man cums on a woman's asshole and lets it dry, thus creating a covering over her hole resulting in a "flap" of dried seminal fluid the next time she takes a shit.

Hey bro, I gave my girl a Mississippi Mud Flap last night, that shit was savage 😂

by The Hard-on Boys January 29, 2018