the mike douglass

banging multiple bitches in one evening

fucking your girl in the afternoon then banging your ex later that night.

by meach October 1, 2003

mike durant

A heterosexual male, with defined biceps and triceps and a bulging chest. Many call him dad due to his beauty and slight pedohpilic look. He is an engineer and God's gift to this Earth.

Oh Mike Durant I wanna bone his biceps

by thesilentlicker211 August 15, 2016

Mike Dirnt

Bass player of Green Day. Down-to-earth, hot as all hell, and funny in a quiet soft of way. Billie Joe Armstrong's best friend, and my favorite. Usually overlooked, needs more love.

Maddy- Holy fuck it's Mike Dirnt!
stupid person- who?
Maddy-You're an idiot.

by Friker September 26, 2010

mike dirnt

Talented, kickass bassist for the band Green Day. Often overlooked by annoying idiots in favour of Billie Schmoe. Ties with Tre' Cool as awesomest band member. Also sometimes looks like the lion Aslan, after he got his mane shaved off.

Billie has enough fans already. Tre does too. Hey, even the poor ole' forlorn bassist needs some luv. By the way, I think that Warning and Minority are his best songs, the ones where the bass is actually the star! Bassists RULE. Ever heard a band with 2 guitars and no bass? Sounds like a fuckin' transistor radio, no depth or soul. That's why bassists, especially Mike Dirnt.

by RoseThourne December 15, 2006

mike dirnt

Got to love him he is soooooo hot i just got like 24 people to like green day and they all think the band members are HOT and they would all like to blow every one of them!! (Hee Hee Hee *blush* ha ha ha)

1. hottest guy on earth
2. best base player in the world
3. he expains him self!

by Nikki January 17, 2005

Mike Dirnt

Born Michael Richard Pritchard he is(And still) the original bassist of the Cali-native band Green Day. He and Billie Joe Armstrong have been friends since they were 10 and started Sweet Children before progressing to Green Day.

Isn't Mike Dirnt awesome? I love his killer bass lines in "Longview" and "Brain Stew"

by Whatsername21772 January 28, 2010

mike dirnt

An awesome bassist for the pop-punk band Green Day. Had the bassline for their best song, "Longview", while on acid. Who else can do that?

Tre has fans because he's funny. Billie has fans because... I guess they think he's pretty hot. Not enough word is said about Mike though. He's an amazing bassist, though. He used to play the Gibson G3 bass but Tre Cool broke it by accident.

He even has his own bass: The Fender Mike Dirnt Precision and the Squier Mike Dirnt P Bass. If you want to play one though you should go with the Fender (not the Squier!)

Billie Joe and Mike were best friends from the early eighties.

Also... pretty sexy. Even guys think so.

Teenybopper: OMG LAWL GREEN DAY!!! THEY'RE SO HAWWT
Me: Agreed. Especially Mike. Tre's pretty cool too.
Teenybopper: Um. WTF are you talking about you silly duck! I'm a punx princess and listened to all the albums: from American idiot to 21st century breakdown and theres no song called "Mike" LAWL
Me: Mike... Is the bassist...
Teenybopper: OMG SUPER BASS *starts singing that shitty song* BTW a bass is just a shitty guitar. MIKE MUST BE THE WORST MEMBER OF THE BAND NO DOUBT
Me: *smacks that bitch across her fucking Prosthetic Head*

“I have a daughter and she's the greatest thing that ever happened to me. She gives me a good excuse to watch cartoons.”
“It's the end of the day, I've got my chinese chicken salad, Mike's a happy boy.”
“Stop throwing shit or I'll jump in there and beat your ass.”

- Mike Dirnt

by drunkrabbitsandacdc,yay! October 24, 2011