A very sexy boi, with a pair of huge butt and penis. Approximately 10000 km long. Very hot on the bed, he'll be a good fuck. His shit is very smelly and huge, a lot of girls called Angela would love him.
by Michael Sundry UK January 11, 2022
Get the Mida Jiang Jiangmug. People that work with Trump always end up getting screwed or losing integrity. For a man who is loves gold he has the Anti-Midas touch!!
by 50 Spence October 23, 2017
Get the Anti-Midas Touchmug. The sexiest person I've ever seen. He has a big black penis (approximately 80 inches) with 6 pairs of testicles. A lot of girls named Angela would love him very much.
by Michael Sundry UK January 11, 2022
Get the Mida Jiang Jiangmug. His cock is sooo sexy your cock is fucking nothing to it. His cock is soooo big that when he fucks marigold she has it coming out her mouth.
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So you like my dick? It’s… nothing much.
Oh… my… how did you get it.
It’s my ‘special Midas’ big sexy cock’.
So you like my dick? It’s… nothing much.
Oh… my… how did you get it.
It’s my ‘special Midas’ big sexy cock’.
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 4, 2022
Get the Midas’ big sexy cockmug. A worthless, scandalous A+ certification teacher who has yet to implore any small amount of knowledge upon his students.
Relative to a great man known as "Uncle Randy" who has been in the slammer for some time now.
Relative to a great man known as "Uncle Randy" who has been in the slammer for some time now.
by Vrippa March 1, 2005
Get the Mida Bunkmug. Oh he is a midas, we're very thankful
Have we got a midas in our group? I don't fancy making my own summeries.
Have we got a midas in our group? I don't fancy making my own summeries.
by vicotr April 2, 2017
Get the Midasmug. by Fkinbitchnibba April 16, 2020
Get the Midasmug.