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Mickey Mouse Mattress

I can see the imprint of your Mickey Mouse mattress when you bend over.
by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011
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Mickey Mouse ring

An NBA championship a player has won that is considered to have been obtained through an unfairly easy path through the NBA Playoffs, and is thus discredited.
LeBron earned a Mickey Mouse ring in 2020. He faced an injured 35-39 Blazers team, a Rockets team with no player taller than 6"8 and an overachieving Nuggets and Heat team. Too easy!
by clickclicker October 12, 2020
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epic mickey

an unpleasant sex move in which the girl ends up making a painful squealing sound similar to mickey mouse's classic "a ha" sound
I knew my girlfriend had been cheating on me, so last night I gave her the epic mickey and at that moment she knew that I knew
by piffman2 October 20, 2009
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mickey mouse stream

sums up the 4/14/21 stream
quackity: what the hell is a mickey mouse stream
everyone else:
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banned from the mickey mouse clubhouse

You have just been BANNED from the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse for SENDING SEXUAL CONTENT!
Joe: *sends picture of thicc anime girl* lol this bitch is thicc as fuuuuuuck.
Mickey: YOU HAVE JUST BEEN BANNED FROM THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE FOR SEXUAL CONTENT!
by um, yes. October 7, 2017
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Mickey Mouse patrol

Rent-a-cops, security that usually only have "guns" with rubber bullets, if that. They "patrol" schools, concerts, and sporting events, but if there's anything close to a fight, they're out of there like rats out of a sinking ship.

The phrase was coined in Nova Scotia, Canada by snowplow drivers and was originally used solely for pre-911 airport security.
"Did you see the Mickey Mouse patrol during the Code Blue today?"
"Yeah, I saw a few of them go out a window. Too bad it was on the second story."
by Snow Globe November 30, 2005
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Mickey mouse

A mouse who keeps saying "Oh Boy" or "Hot Dog"
by Kinghamz358 June 1, 2020
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