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Melissa

Beautiful inside and out. She makes the best wife and mother in the whole world. Loyal and loving....she is everyone's favorite.
What! you're getting married?

Don't worry, she is a total Melissa.
by roxxxzy February 3, 2010
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getting Melissa'd

the act of being in a very short relationship with a girl named Melissa. most Melissa's do this a lot.
guy 1: hey did you hear about Alan?
guy 2: yeah he got Melissa'd.
guy 1: I feel so bad for the guy.
guy 2: all of our friends keep getting Melissa'd!
by slmslmslm September 4, 2013
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Dirty Melissa

When a friend comes out of the room after having sex, takes the condom off, and slaps you square in the face with it.
I cant believe Chris gave me a dirty melissa yesterday!
by Drtrucks11 May 28, 2019
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Melissa King

Ex-Miss Teen Delaware USA 2013, who resigned from her crown after a porn she participated in at age 18 went viral.
Guy 1: Did you see the Melissa King porn?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was horrible and she queefs a lot.
by Miss Kelly Klein February 28, 2013
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melissa auf der maur

a very smart, arty, canadian singer, who has a clear vision on what she wants to do that has been in hole for 5 years(1994-1999) and the smashing pumpkins for 2 years as a bassist.

bass / guitar player who is very stylish and wairs unique(frenchy) clothing who looks good in orange&brown.
melissa auf der maur is very skinny.
melissa auf der maur knows how to live a full life!!
by xCHRISx December 5, 2004
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Melissan

-A varient of Melissa. A feminine Greek name. Means Honey bee. Comes form Ancient greek Melitta.

-In Greek mythology Melissa is the name of one of the nymphs that helped save Zeus from his father, Cronus. She hid him in the hills and fed him milk from Amalthea and honey. When Cronus discovered this, he turned her into a worm. After Zeus came into power, he changed her into a queen bee, not being able to change her from an insect form.

-It is the name of the fairy who helps Rogero escape from the witch Alcina in Ludovico Ariosto's poem 'Orlando Furioso' (1516).

-There is also a kind of plant called Melissa, (melissa officinalis)commonly called lemon balm.
-Melissan is a really nice girl.

-Lemon balm is good in tea
by Suzuyo April 13, 2008
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Melissa

Most beautiful girl ever. when she smiles, you can clearly see her dimples. loving, caring, and nice to basically everyone. tends to make friends with the wrong people though
Person 1: Dang Melissa is so hot
Person 2: Nah man, she isn't hot, she's GORGEOUS
by bojanglesbbfadf August 23, 2009
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