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Christ McMuffin

The Greatest McMuffin Alive. Has The Cheese Wrap. Football Guru.
by JazzLover69 October 3, 2018
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Dick McMuffin

Two heated mug warmers, one slathered in Vaseline, pressed around a penis and rubbed vigorously in a back-and-forth motion.
Why would anyone buy a mug warmer?

Because they already own one mug warmer, covered it in Vaseline, and want to make a Dick McMuffin!
by MrXYZ123 September 10, 2021
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Egg Mcmuffin

An exageration of the term 'egg', meaning that a thing is bad.
Eggsample; Bro, thats so egg. No actually, thats Egg Mcmuffin
by Resnoff March 14, 2021
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McMuffin

damn po-lice......he didn't do McMuffin
let my son go, he didn't do McMuffin
by allan88 September 7, 2018
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Saucy McMuffin

When two people who don't have an STD have a threesome with a person who does have an STD; the infected participant is the patty and the two non-infected participants are the buns in said Saucy McMuffin.
Paul: "You do know that she has chlamydia right?"

Will: "Well shit, looks like Steve and I were the buns in a Saucy McMuffin."

Paul: "Yeah, you two were super drunk last night. You should probably get tested. There's a clinic over on Hillside."

Will: "You're right, it's probably for the best. I'll text Steve too."
by anon72298 December 9, 2013
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Mcmuffined

Someone who does not show up when they say they are going to
Corey Mcmuffin didn't show up again to help. We've been Mcmuffined!
by disgruntledfm September 21, 2015
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McMuffin

MCMUFFIN
The moment you realize he was someone s McMuffin
by anonymous February 28, 2021
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