mancherry

A recepient man's anal virginity. Taken from the concept that first anal intercourse is always (at least initially) painful.

He went to jail and got his mancherry popped.

Tony turned 18, went out to Stud and got his mancherry popped.

by Haar October 21, 2008

mancession

Term used by economists to reflect that for the first time in economic history, the male unemployment rate has surpassed the female unemployment rate. In the last year (2008-09) 82 percent of pink slips have been handed to male workers.

Denise: "What's the deal with all of the stay-at-home dads on your block?"

Bev: "It's not by choice, they are all victims of the mancession."

by windowofopportunity June 22, 2009

mancession

A reducing number of men in an area/school/community.

Carol: I need a date to the prom
Jessica: Good luck, we're in such a mancession.

by michaliann October 1, 2009

manervinate

The equivalent to masturbate. Said when near other adults or minors.

VERBS: man·er·vi·na·ted, man·er·va·na·ting, man·er·vin·ates

"I manervinate, therefore I am."
"Jay manervinates to Rooby."

by AnonymousFloridian July 2, 2006

Mander

The act of taking up ice time and or skating with other teams except for you own.

Matt- "that kid had been skating with all the younger teams and doesn't pay for any of the ice time"

Bill- "yeah he's such a Mander"

by Mike1233 August 1, 2012

Manberger's Syndrome

Similar to Asperger's Syndrome (which is a developmental syndrome on the Autism Spectrum categorized by social difficulties, difficulties picking up on subtle social cues, expressing empathy, and typically having a special interest area). Manberger's applies to men who exhibit many of the symptoms of Asperger's, but do not actually fall on the Asperger's Spectrum. These men are often employed in fields like engineering and computer science, and cause many women eternal frustration.

Manberger's Syndrome symptoms include (but are not limited to): inability to understand how to comfort someone emotionally rather than just offering asinine "solutions" problems, difficulties expressing emotion other than anger, frustration, and neutral, difficulties expressing empathy, difficulties behaving considerately toward others, and obliviousness to the rich social and emotional subtleties and relational connections going on around them. These men might suggest that a woman marry them just for the health insurance (because obviously getting married is about nothing more than this) or say something like "It didn't occur to me to consider how you might feel if I ate all your leftovers."

by Banana07 November 22, 2011

mandersnatch

a term used to describe someone with resting grimace face.

She's so cool once she drops the mandersnatch

by Ropertamenson November 30, 2021