Malachi

The best person someone could ask for. Very caring even if it’s a little hard to notice at times. The SOFTEST hair ever and very sweet. They also like sweets and is very gay. Very pretty but can be very shy and quiet. Adorable. If you text them, 9 times out of 10 they will be typing at the same time. You would think they’re a part time magician by the way they can make you fall in love with them. Also a creepy pasta, icp, and the nightmare before christmas fan. Stay safe out there guys Malachi’s are menaces.

Ray: *wow malachi looks great as usual*

Malachi: I can read minds cuz I’m majic thanks btw!

Ray: Ew stinky furry

by ilykaiii February 16, 2022

Malachi

A guy Addicted to memes and fapping to lolis t-posing

Has a tiny Pensi

Fuck... Malachi is t-posing again

by Fapper Man June 12, 2018

Malachi

Stupid little white boy with no friends....and will never get a girlfriend and he mostly likes guys anyway

Girl :ewww Malachi is so ugly

Mlachi : it's ok I like your ex anyway

by iMacbook December 12, 2016

Malachi

Malachi likes little girls, especially Pan from DBGT. He also has the worst takes of all time.

Man, Malachi said he likes Pan and thinks Sonic 06 is A tier

by MrMakerMan September 24, 2020

Malachi

Malachi is a flat out peace of shit smells like shit an looks likes shit and slays no poon only penis in his pink socks.

I would hate to be a malachi

by The king12 June 9, 2016

Malachi

Fake

Guy one:That movie was so fake
Guy two:Like Malachi?

by An innocent man February 23, 2017

Malachy

A kid from Dublin who you originally thinks a scumbag but turns out to be a good lad. Soundest man alive after Gerry Adams.

That lad there is an absoloute malachy

by Woodneister June 20, 2018