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Mystic Runner

1. The name giving to the legendary person that is often seen sprinting around the UK - England more the most.

No one knows who this person is, it just "mystically runs" passed at random times, too quick for you to see him (legend has it that it is a male - apparently)

Some have heard it cry out strange noises and cries. For example: "oooooooorly"

This could be some sort of distress call or perhaps a mating call to his true love - who, as legend has it, is the reason this person is running around the country.

2. One that runs in a mystical or stealthy manner
1. I was walking along one day when I heard "Ooooorly" then a figure flew passed at great speed. I must have been Mystic Runner

2 Person A: "Yo, yo, s'up guys"
Person B: "Hey how'd joo get passed security"
Person A: "Just call me a Mystic Runner"
by Mr S. Break(er) December 28, 2005
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mystic arrow

Most people who play the online game of "runescape" would know the term "Mystic Arrow" originates from the Latin word "hilaris," meaning gay or lesbian. The term "Mystic Arrow" may also refer to one who puts a dab of curry on their forehead and calls it a ghandi dot.
Nemo, that guy on guy action you had last night was totally mystic arrow.
by Chosbaba September 21, 2006
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Mystic River

When you whipe the ball sweat across a girl's lip.
Dude! I had some sweaty balls last night so i gave Jenna a Mystic River!
by Big Boy Bad Blow May 2, 2009
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Mystic Megs

Something that gobbles up your Hard Drive space overnight!
The Mystic Megs have been at it again! I went to bed last night with 800 Megabytes free on my Hard Drive. I awoke today to find only 180 megs.
by Kenny Power September 16, 2006
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Mystic Tower

A sexual position in which both partners remain in a handstand position whilst copulating.
Usually takes a great deal of physical stamina and concentration.
Male 1 - "My arms feel like they're made of jelly dude"

Male 2 - " Yea, I heard about you doing the mystic tower last night with Sherry. You're the man."
by thesherlock24 June 9, 2010
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Mystic Hug

The act of a blue mystic gel coming out of your magic wand when giving someone a hug. AKA Ejaculating while giving someone a hug.
Hey, did you hear? Peter gave Sarah a Mystic Hug.
by privatetuker August 4, 2016
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Mystic Hug

The act of a blue mystic gel coming out of your magic wand while giving someone a hug. AKA Ejaculating while giving someone a hug.
Hey, did you hear? Peter gave Sarah a mystic hug.
by privatetuker August 4, 2016
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