muffin-top

The phenomenon resulting from the trend in tight low-rise jeans coupled with midriff baring shirts on girls who should not be wearing them, causing a spillage of fat resembling the top of a muffin spilling out of its paper.

Dude, did you see that girl walking by? she totally had a muffin-top!

by huelotim December 10, 2008

muffin-top

Muffin-top: When someone's fat spills out of their tight, or too low cut for their figure pants and hangs over the sides like a muffin. This phenomema usually occurs in tandem with what is supposed to be a belly shirt, but becomes a reason for someone else to start a diet.

That muffin-top over there makes me wanna puke...I think I wanna go to the gym today.

by Big Biotch April 19, 2006

muffin-top

A person usu. female who has a flabby stomach yet a small waist causing their midsection to hang over their pants on all sides like eaves on a building or, obviously, the top of a muffin.

She would be hot if she just lost that muffin-top. I would reconsider wearing that Tracy, you don't want to accentuate your muffin-top.

by mikey Dizz October 24, 2008

Muffin Top Derby

A Muffin Top Derby is an event that occurs when two or more morbidly obese people in fat scooters fight over something. Although the first Muffin Top Derby occurred in an Oklahoma Walmart over a box of Twinkies in 2009 venues have grown and there are a reported 7000 Muffin Top Derbys nationwide annually, occurring in Walmarts, McDonalds, Burger Kings, Wendys, and Taco Bells. At first Muffin Top Derbys were occurrences of nature, but now they have become more organized with betting, planned events, and some have even petitioned for an official league to cater to the large and... err, large. Unfortunately there has been resistance to this new sport in many states, leading to bans in number of Countys and Towns. This resistance is one of the reasons an organized Muffin Top Leauge ( MTL ) has not been created. Muffin Top Derbys can be observed in pop culture such as South Park, and Family Guy.

Never get between an American and their Twinke.

Guy 1: Did you see that Muffin Top Derby last night at Walmart?
Guy 2: Yeah, I lost an assload of money. I could have sworn that the Lard Dragon was going to win...
Guy 1: My bet is on the Twinke Bandito.
Guy 3: McDominator FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by IanPeterFreeley April 27, 2015

muffin top concealer

Those shirts that girls always wear that are tights at the top and then flow out over their muffin top. They think they are tricking you and hiding the muffin top that lurks under those folds of fabric.

Guy 1: That girl over there is hot
Guy 2: That's because she is wearing a muffin top concealer and her muffin top is hidden.
Guy 1: Touche

by Ruff Butt Wrangler May 14, 2011

Muffin Top Mauler

This person is a straight up menace to society. Spends their time terrorizing the good neighbors of the hood. Violent and ghetto behavior normally ensues wherever this person may be. It is rare to see this person perpetrating without a brown bag in their hand.

Commonly goes by MTM.

While making my way home today, I was greeted by the Muffin Top Mauler on the corner of Saltmarsh and Jettison. I nearly peed myself at the mere sight of the gun toting, booze drinking menace. I quickly threw my 5 series in reverse and got the hell outta there!!

by sdot_45_$$ October 30, 2011

Muffin Top Pop

A ridiculously oversized beverage container that is significantly larger on its top than on its bottom, allowing one to fit the drink into a standard car beverage holder. Popularized with the emergence of "super-sized" meals and their very large accompanied drinks, and with half-gallon sized slush drinks and sodas at convenience stores.

I hope this drink I'm ordering is a muffin top pop, otherwise it won't fit into this standard car beverage holder!

by Dirt Sandwich December 19, 2010