monday

The day that you realize that you don't have to die to go to hell.

me: Is this hell?
friend: Yes.
Me: Am I dead?
Friend: No, it's monday.

monday by Bloesem April 16, 2018

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MONDAY

A racial slur.

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The day that you finally realize that you don't have to die to go to hell.

me: What is this place, hell?
friend: You gave the answer yourself!
me: Am I dead?
friend: No, it's Monday...

Monday by Bloesem May 24, 2018

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The day you find out you don't have to die to go to hell...

me: Am I dead?
friend: No, but you are in hell.
me: how?
friend: It's monday.

Monday by Bloesem September 4, 2018

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That day of the week everybody hates, and get their coffee out.

John: How was Monday?
Bob: Hell.

Monday by Svifias November 3, 2018

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Well fuck, look at that its Monday.

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why monday ,

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