momo

A three legged talking deer.

A friend of mine in elementary school (in Maine) told me his grandfather saw a three legged deer. He said its name is Momo. Momo speaks at a 3rd grade level but cannot write.

by Blake M. January 18, 2008

Momo

A mentally impaired hacker who always watches anime and uploads viruses on the internet.

Hey, stop it, you momo!

by MichuMich May 29, 2019

momo

1. Derogatory term meaning stupid person, fool, idiot, retard; anything along those lines.

2. Term referring to Mormons; considered offensive by some.

3. Mafia nickname for Chicago mob boss Sam Giancana.

4. Japanese slang for a girl's ass.

5. Particular manufacturer of aftermarket car parts.

1. "The probability on one-four-reel machine is a million and a half to one. On three machines in a row, it's in the billions. It cannot happen; would not happen, you fuckin' momo! What's the matter with you! Didn't you see you were bein' set up on the second win?" - Robert DeNiro, 'Casino.'

2. "Traffic gets backed up for miles every Sunday thanks to those goddamn momos and their twenty million kids."

3. "Did you hear? Momo's in the can."

4. "Kawanishi-Noseguchi, Kinunobebashi, Takiyama, Uguisunomori, Tsuzumigataki,
Tada, Hirano, Ichinotorii, Uneno, Yamashita, Sasabe, Kofudai, Tokiwadai,
Myoukenguchi. Momo."

5. "Check out my new MOMO shifter boot."

by Siegfried Zaga July 16, 2008

Momo

Literally dumpling in Chinese, figuratively your down as chick or guy. Usually in secret, your momo is not your friend or real partner. Your secret non-sexual lover. Both parties are Momos and must be in committed relationships to be called so.

You go to the gym and work out with another person of the opposite sex. You workout, text, email and talk with minor flirting but there's nothing going on. That person is your Momo.

by mochamomo January 20, 2012

Momo

Member of the LDS chruch, Mormon

Brett is still pretty cool even though he's a momo.
Look at those momo's riding bikes.

by AlejandroPerez June 20, 2011

Momo

(Not to be confused with homo) A slang, and rather flamboyant, reference to Mormon individuals. Not an insult, but rather a way of getting around the stigma of "The Mormons" and make a normally pretentious, snobby, and naive LDS (Latter-Day Saints) person seem cute an actually one of us - if only for a moment.

"Look at the Momo in his suit and tie cross the street to avoid the lower class citizens - that's so cute!"

"You don't have a chance of hitting that - she's a Momo"

by R. Spoon October 4, 2007

momo

idiot, retard, imbecile, dumb ass

you momo, you spilled your beer all over yourself

by ebjimmyg July 18, 2008