"i had intercourse with my lawn mower, best 2 minates of my life.. unfortunatly i now have minced jiblets."
by Carl November 23, 2004
by coit July 30, 2006
The name given to any food stuff which finds itself falling into a persons lap. Crotch Mince can also refer to food which falls into the clevage of a woman.
'I say Jaunty, I don't suppose you've acknowledged the vast quantity of crotch mince accumulating about your person, have you dear boy?'
by JucyLay May 17, 2010
Check out the Mince of Darkness over there!
by peaver666 January 06, 2011
by Triple Double Dipper September 12, 2008
by Lipsticklemonade May 13, 2014
An event in which only the most skilled Mincers can participate. It involves mincing acorss a 50 meter long course as quickly as one can mince.
by 6beaconsfield August 27, 2009