mike jones phone

a Metro PCS phone. Called mike jones phone because of pcs shitty service and dropped calls, and because of mike jones' popular motto...mike who??? it is used.

aye let me use your mike jones phone!!! i need to make a call n shit.

by shaboobalaboopymang July 30, 2008

Mike Jones'd

When you give out the number 281-330-8004 to someone at the bar, club, or hookup app.

Becky: I think the cute guy from last might gave me a fake number.

Kimberly: What number did he give You?
Becky: 281-330-8004
Kimberly: Girl you got Mike Jones'd

by Higgy24 December 14, 2017

Super Mike Indiana Jones

Is a love child between Mike Jones and Indiana Jones only come up with super Mike Indiana Jones

Super Mike Indiana Jones sucks

by Pee-wee Jones June 24, 2020

Mike J-Jones

This is a really tiny loser that is the size of a Ant and somehow deletes his graphics driver in his computer all the time!

Girl: you are such a Mike J-Jones (referring to a persons height)

by AinstuLive September 30, 2023

Mike Jonesing

Attempting to gain popularity or make a name for yourself by saying your name aloud, putting your phone number on your shirt, or talking about yourself in the third person.

This guy in the mall was Mike Jonesing; his phone number was printed on his t-shirt.

Guess who I saw at Wendy's?
Who?
Mike Jones!

Weezy Baby! Birdman J R!

by Newport Nuisance March 5, 2009

Mike Jonesing

(N.) A sexual position in which a male performs oral upon another man, preferably in a high school bathroom.

Dude 1: I hope V.P. Mrs. Jones doesn't find out that Mike Jones was Mike Jonesing Isaac Cady again on school ground!
Dude 2: Me too.

by Thomas Bauer November 11, 2006

Mike-Jonesin it

The act of forcing a drug/substance into ones urethra.

Hey man. We're out of dirty needles and my bung-holes CLOGGED from boofin lately. Should we Mike-jonesin it?

by lemmiwinks21187 February 16, 2017