mermaid fetish

when you tie a girl's legs together and put her bottom half in a green sleeping bag, then fuck her in a kiddie pool

Danny d had a wicked bad mermaid fetish, until he found out about cartoon porn and now just whacks off to Ariel

by brian "the stank" ouellette August 7, 2007

mermaid purse

slang for vagina

"Oh Laura, don't tell me you're gonna let that dude get inside your mermaid purse just because he changed your tire?"

by monroe1962 May 25, 2009

Mermaid

When a female looks fine on the top half yet when you get down to business her V jay jay Smells like fish...

Damn she was fine but she turned out to be a mermaid

by Peachiè October 6, 2020

mermaid nutshot

A circumstance or outcome with a very low probability of taking.

Chad: Just snag a green card and chill w/ me bro.
Abraham: That's a fucking mermaid nutshot, Chad.

by bathroomwriter June 30, 2021

Naked Mermaid Stance

Striking a pose while lying down on your side

Check out that hot chick doing the naked mermaid stance!

by MC MilfHunta August 9, 2010

Drowsy Mermaid

When a female lures a male into the shower under the false pretense of having sex and instead ends the relationship.

Hey babe let's take a shower......we need to talk.

I pulled a Drowsy Mermaid on him.

by spanky409 April 10, 2016

The Mermaid

My parents' old van. We called it the Mermaid

The Mermaid is gone now.

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover August 28, 2023