Malia Loves Marcos

Malia obviously loves Marcos the most (end of story). This is a common fact.

“Hey Malia I love you”
“ Marcos i love you the most”
“What no I do”
“Actually... it’s a common fact Malia loves Marcos the most.”
“Oh. Ok”

by I’m not the buttface December 25, 2018

drop off sasha and malia at the pool

drop off a deuce---pinch a piping hot one. Dropping off the kids at the 'White House.'
Taking a dump.

I've got to drop off sasha and malia at the pool and then also take a mean piss.

by Ian Strazky January 20, 2009

Malia hauoli-Johnson

A white bitch addicted to nicotine and white boys

Malia hauoli-Johnson is a Neanderthal

by Coochi man March 12, 2022

Malia/Linda

Pushing guys away bc you’re afraid to catching feelings because guys actually suck ass.

“Don’t you dare pull a Malia/Linda on this dude, he’s actually good for you”

by LCarter_06 December 05, 2021

Malia tia

Malia is the coolest person ever, she will make u drool ( she will stick her finger in ur mouth and grab saliva) she usually knows how to attract a man ( she attacks them) and she is very talented ( jokes)

Girl 1: that person is so mouth drooling
Girl 2: that must be a malia tia

by Hejejejdne December 01, 2020

Malias

In the California prison system you get three days when you first arrive that you do not have to take part in the in the mandatory workout regiment that your race requires. These days are meant for you to recover from your drug use on the street.

Inmate X- Hey homie, you do your routina today?

New Booty- Not today perro, I just landed yesterday.

Inmate X- Orale, you're still on your Malias... Spensa

by LocN9ne April 03, 2023

Malia Amr

A less than smart Egyptian who happens to live in Kuwait. Sometimes referred to as a stalker, which is not wrong. Malia has the height of a chicken when dead on the floor and a brain the size of Nathan Grundy's lego bricks.

They are such a Malia Amr

by alfiesuggy October 21, 2022