lumberjack

Verb.. When feces is used as a lubricant for a hand job.

She got feces all over my bed last night when she gave me a lumberjack.

by thewoodone September 22, 2014

The Lumberjack

Friend of the group most known for leaving the fire to cut down trees and tend the fire.

Why is your friend cutting down a tree? Oh, he’s the lumberjack of the group, just let him be.

by Uncle Samuel February 15, 2021

lumberjack

extreme martial art form, using deadly techniques to fight. though, often there is no need for thier force, since everyone is afraid of them. the one's who do oppose, die instantly...just add lumberjack.

To study the art of Lumberjack.

or

...you just got Lumberjacked

by Sensei of LJ May 27, 2003

Lumberjack

luhm-ber-jak
Verb.
After sex, a woman/man cuts off her/his partner's penis with an ax.
Men only experience this once, so they tend to save it for a very special person.

Mark: So what happened with you and Sarah's mom last night?
Lucas: She was so crazy she lumberjacked me.

by AML43 December 3, 2006

lumberjack

A sexual position involving two guys and a girl. The girl gets on all fours, and the two guys face each other, one with his dick in her ass and the other with his dick in her mouth. The lumberjack is a coordinated, synchronized motion by the two guys whereby when one is thrusting his cock in on one end, the other is pulling his cock out at the other end. They do this back and forth and this synchronized thrusting creates the illusion of two lumberjacks using an old-time hacksaw (the long ones with handles at both ends) to saw through a tree trunk.

Joe and Bob picked up a hooker and gave her the Lumberjack.

by Gooch McTaint August 13, 2006

lumberjack

A particularly masculine woman, generally a lesbian. See dyke.

Susan is such a lumberjack, I'll bet she's seen more clams than a Vietnamese pearl diver.

by Chris Charles December 9, 2002

Lumberjack

When a male is recieving oral sex, and immediately prior to ejaculation, he pulls his member out of her mouth and procedes to make a downwards chopping motion with it on her forehead. As he ejaculates it will give the illusion that small woodchips are flying out from the 'ax'

Bill: Hey brosef, how was your night with Tracy?
Bob: Epic, I put on my flannel shirt and pulled the lumberjack.
Bill: Nice work.

by b2darian334 February 1, 2009