lotus

Loads Of Trouble, Usually Serious

That f**king car is a Lotus

by Huw_Jarse November 3, 2005

Dark Lotus

A lotus that is dark colored because it was covered in poop after somebody shat all over it.

"Hey bob, check out this lotus flower somebody crapped all over. It's a dark lotus!!!

by Poopmaster666 February 12, 2014

Lotus

A kind, sweet person that is always there to help you. She is a great friend that’s sticks up for anyone. And she hates Fred’s and vigors and krises and alexes and Varuns they are all retards.

Omg i love you lotus

by Penguinperson123 April 10, 2019

Lotus flower

What a woman's vagina lips hang out and she lays on her back flat with legs spread she has a lotus

She has a gorgeous lotus flower

by Dallasrbdennis January 8, 2015

Lotus Flow

A Canadian rapper is best known for the sheer amount of pure fuckery, brutality, and fagitery please be concerned if seen he is a rare species of fucked up and if spotted put on your chastity belt and run for your fucking life!!

Did you hear of that lotus flowhe’s good and all but he’ll fuck the hell out any holes in your wall

by Highcookiepkush February 14, 2019

Bloody Lotus

The act in which a male is doing his partner in the anus and as the male is climaxing he pulls out very quickly causing the rectum to become inside out, concluding as the male ejaculates on the exposed rectum.

For some reason, my boyfriend gave me a bloody lotus last night.

by CC64Keys November 18, 2007

the dirty lotus

when the man gets a stiff one while sitting up then pulls his knees into his chest, hold his feet with his hands so the bottoms of his feet touch each other and the top of his feet face the opposite direction from each other, thus resembling a lotus. The women does the same so she fits on top of the man. Then the man spread lube all over his chest then they both lean back and the man puts his hands on the women and proceeds to thrust her up and down his cock.

"Dude why didn't you call me back last night!?"

"Oh sorry dude I was doing the dirty lotus with my girlfriend last night!" "She was screaming so loud all whole night, then my landlord came by this morning and gave me a high five."

by Jack Joff February 19, 2010