couch loitering

This is when you overstay your welcome couch surfing, and your friends roommates start asking uncomfortable questions.

Mike has been crashing on our couch 5 days now, it's couch loitering at this point.

by m65 December 1, 2014

Loudering

The act of making something louder. Turning up the volume.

I am loudering the TV.

by B.Sinned January 19, 2011

Lobstering in the Keys

The act of performing cunnilingus or fellatio on a person with an active outbreak of pubic lice.

My face is itchy as fuck after I spent all night lobstering in the Keys with that girl from the bar.

by Koch$ July 20, 2019

Strategic Littering

When someone drops their litter in a enemy's territory. Better when it is littered in an area they visit frequently (front of their house, their car, vicinity of their important possessions) because they will for sure have to pick it up.

Dude, i hate zach sooo much, i just strategically littered at his house. Fuck his gay ass garden.

or

If you found (insert type of garbage here) around your property then you're my enemy and you've been strategic littered! Biatch.

or

i like strategic littering my enemys, it pisses them off soo bad, and they dont know who the fuck it is!

by halo 2 cotton mastah February 25, 2009

Lorbering

Awkwardly wandering around, over-staying your welcome, strutting around the bar, puffing your chest out during casual conversations, emphasizing the last word in every sentence, flexing one's traps or biceps, dating high-school gils and just being a creepy plain fuck.

-I couldn't find any girls drunk enough to talk to me, so I was just lorbering around by myself, creeping.
-Don't be such a lorb, bro!

by TrapFlex March 12, 2012

sand lotting

The act of attempting to drown in order to get the attention of a certain life guard.

Jeremy: "Do you see that guard over there?"
Jessie: "Yeah, what about him?"
Jeremy: "He is gorgeous, I'm going to sand lot him."
Jessie: "I can't believe you are going to try sand lotting him!!"
*sand lots the lifeguard.*

by Joel9128 June 11, 2008

tottering

The sexual activity of two men being taped to a pole with the penis pointed down and as they swap going up and down they squash their penises till the penisis turn into vaginas.

Hey man remember when jonny and alex went tottering and now they are joanna and alexandria?

by thatoneguynotbob January 10, 2014