Lori

law - ree

noun

1. With distinctly Amazonian qualities, a Lori personifies athleticism, strength, courage and fortitude; all of which can be observed during bouts of Basketball, of which Loris are known to be passionate. A Lori will rarely complain but instead will conquer adversity with head held high; unless said adversity is related to a lack of food. Where hunger is a factor, a person should maintain a safe distance while lobbing food to a Lori.
A Lori, though displaying Amazonian qualities, is also one of the most caring and genuine people you could meet; her love of family and friends is exceeded by none. She shows rare amounts of empathy and kindness, and has a level of integrity matched by few. She is not one for too many words, instead preferring to contemplate before speaking. This gives her a maturity and wisdom far exceeding her years.
This can often be overlooked if you encounter a Lori on a Dance Floor, as she will be breaking it down with the agility of a Spring Bock. A Lori is also known to engage in Dance Offs, and will always prove to be a tough adversary.
A Lori is a perplexing mixture of outrageously sexy and intelligent, with a surprisingly dirty and down-to-earth sense of humour; she is often caught laughing at her own farts, and looking up the definitions for poo.
A Lori is also known for her propensity to sleep. If seen on couches or beds, it is likely she is sleeping or watching Harry Potter.
Is that a dance floor? You should watch out, a Lori might be around here. You wouldn't want to get in to an accidental dance off.

Is that a sleeping Lori? We should leave her some food and get out of here before Harry Potter finishes and she wakes up.

Ogh! What is that smell!? A Lori must have been here!
by lukish99 March 21, 2016
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Lori

A great person to be around. kind and also genderfluid. A beautiful person, an artist, and can find the prettiest things in the most ordinary of all. One of the kindest people you'll ever meet
Lori is a great person and a better friend.
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Lory

Old Gaelic slang for penis
Why did you name your son Lory you penishead?
by Yaw April 28, 2006
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Lori

Someone who defecates in a public area preferably outside.

An individual who sleeps in a bathroom but can’t seem to release bowels in it.
One who goes to dollar general to “gear up
I didn’t want to “shit where I sleep so I decided to Lori outside in the parking lot.”
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Usually a blonde. Really outgoing and friendly. Uses really white words such as “WICKED” but don’t let the blonde hair fool you. She also knows a bit of Spanish and says frases such as “No mames”. Loris are usually also really terrified of Snakes and if they were pranked with a rubber snake they would lose their shit.
I once pranked Lori with a rubber snake and she was really upset. She was like “Foo I told you not to prank me with a snake you know those things are Wicked”
by What’s up Foo! March 02, 2018
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-One whos seen in a large group of guys dating each one,right after the other
-Reffered to as a "homie hopper"
-Most people would say DTF (Down To F**k)
-Not very intelligent or insightful
-Has alot of "blonde moments"
-Trashy
-Gets really drunk and makes a fool outta herself
-"Is Lorie dating Justin?"
*"Yup"
-But yesterday she was dating his bestfriend Chris wasn't she?"
*"Yup,they call her a HOMIEHOPPER"
by Jacklynn45632 May 31, 2009
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Lory = Verb = To cyber bully someone and act innocent afterwards
Person 1 :You won't believe what happen to Cara..She got Lory'd and didn't come to school today-
Person 2 : Really? I would hate to be a Lory
Person 1: haha yeah ,I would hate that too
by Ananas Lover June 28, 2014
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