blowing leather

When one or more flatus exits your crack to the front rather than the rear, passing over the coin purse and sometimes causing a tickle on the backside of the scrotum (or labia in females); more common in the seated position.

Dude, I shouldn't have eaten that bowl of chili before the drive to Milwaukee. I've been blowing leather since I passed Sheboygen.

by pchangchod August 17, 2010

Leather legs

Someone with very thick skin on their legs

She was akways out in the sun which caused her to have leather legs

by JAMES BRADY June 19, 2017

Leather (faze)

The state between flaccid and boner, as coined by Adam Carolla. Your erection could be on its way up or down; either is acceptable.

If a hot chick is around: "I'm starting to get some leather (faze)" - Adam Carolla

by Badjaboy07 March 9, 2011

leather lifestyle

“A Leather person is an awakening individual who is on a kinky journey. They believe that the D, in BDSM, is the most significant letter, as it represents self discipline and growth. Through set protocols they act with honor, integrity and respect to put value on their past, as well as their future.“–Utah Rox

Because of my beliefs, I live a leather lifestyle

by RobbiRacks.com September 19, 2017

precious leather

Another name for a Penis.

"So we're just supposed to sit here with our Precious Leathers in our hands?"

by General Jam March 20, 2017

Pulling Leather

To lovingly and affectionately tug and pull on the scrotum. Performed to alleviate the scrotum from a leathery, taut state to a soft, dangly condition. Leathery scrotum may occur from cold weather, swimming or other conditions that contribute to jerky sack. Pulling Leather may be self-performed or with the assistance of a mate.

After spending all day on the slopes, Carl went back to the ski lodge and began Pulling Leather by the fire until his sack was warm and loose.

by Eaton Holgoode April 9, 2015

Leathered as a handlebar

Being in a state of of extreme drunkenness, but unable to vocalise the much more reasonable, 'Leathered as a handbag". i.e: the inability to identify the real phrase of the moment, instead reeling off many similar sounding phrases.

Any variation of the above is acceptable.
i.e: Leathered as a satchel
Satcheled as a handle bag,
Handlebaged as a leather.
Most variants are welcome.

"Mate, are you going to come on the beers tonight?"

"No thank you mate, I'm leathered as a handlebar".

by Anti Valmont December 2, 2009