Lava Tag

A game of tag where one becomes it if they touch the ground; usually played at parks, or basically anywhere with enough stuff to jump around on without touching actual ground.

Common Lava Tag dialog-

Chris: Oh shit, I touched lava.

Odie: Haha, you're it.

Alecks: Why is the ground always lava?!

Daniel Tosh: Because you're poor.

by Glenhart August 4, 2008

Lava Lamp

(noun) When a dude, while lying on his back, nuts in a chick without protection. She then squats above his head, hovering her pussy over his eyeball, letting the jiz sloooooooooowly drip out; he watches wide-eyed the whole time.

"Hey Ted, how did you get pink eye?" "Oh, I let the hot chick I picked up at the unemployment office give me a Lava Lamp last Tuesday." old king clancy cream pie arabian goggles glass bottom boat ride feltching

by Gettin' It.... October 14, 2016

Lava Lamp

A groovy lamp that is fun to stare at for hours on end. Best when you're high on weed

Whoa. Pretty bubbles.

by Acid God February 26, 2003

lava lamp dance

A slow pulsing, undulating dance that resembles lava lamps. What dykes look like when they dance. This refers ONLY to large dykes--not lesbians in general. Like lava lamps, the dykes' lava lamp dance is VERY hypnotic!

Whoa--even though those dykes are tryin' to rock out, they're still doing their slow lava lamp dance!

by CK7 July 16, 2006

lava snakes

Bowel movement that has warm and runny consistency similar to lava and composition that resembles the snakes of Medusa's hair.

Michael finished the Tai food and knew he would be battling the lava snakes for the next day or two.

by tehsnakecharmer May 18, 2017

lava juice

When a dude fucks a person pretty hard (male/female) that their stomach starts to hurt. Cum can make it worse.

Matt: "Just a bit of 'Lava Juice' from the stomach. It was a little violent, but I like to be rough sometimes."
Ilse: "It hurts, you bastard!"

by 1rexie July 8, 2023

lava-lamping

When you eat something unsettling with poo already in your rectum, the gas from the unsettling food then floats around your turds (like a lava lamp) creating intermittent pressure that you are afraid to release for fear of a shart!

I skipped my morning poo and after a spicy lunch I was lava-lamping at my desk.

by GoodeGuy July 25, 2011