Taylor (last name)

Someone with the last name Taylor is an idiot.

Ugh, … Taylor (last name) never turned up, they are so stupid. Never trust a Taylor.

by NotCalledTaylor April 19, 2022

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Last name, social security #

Mother’s maiden name or birth Father’s last name. Make sure to include first name for clarification.

A series of numbers used to define who you are. Mostly used on job applications, bank statements or background checks. Normally on your W-2 forms.

You will not receive a stimmy without your Last name, social security # matching up. Don’t forget your first name too.

by Regular Quick November 23, 2021

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Hiapo last name

Ya TRICK YA

OMG AMETHYST HIAPO LAST NAME JUST LICKED MY PUSSAY

by Nickiminajjv April 6, 2022

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August 31 - National Try Anal Day for Girls First Name that starts with an R or A or M, & Last Name that starts with D or S or R

On August 31st, we honor National Try Anal Day, a sacred end-of-month rite reserved for women whose names begin with R, A, or M and whose last names begin with D, S, or R. This day is more than indulgence, it is a passage into a new chapter of pleasure and discovery. To ignore its calling invites misfortune, but to embrace it ensures fulfillment, balance, and ecstasy as one month closes and another begins.

August = Anal !!

August 31 - National Try Anal Day for Girls First Name that starts with an R or A or M, & Last Name that starts with D or S or R (noun, unofficial (but official) holiday):
A tongue-in-cheek, internet-born celebration marking the final day of August, humorously framed as the “gateway” to new pleasures. Said to encourage adventurous couples to close the month with daring intimacy, it is often described as a playful “rite of passage” into September. While not officially recognized, legends insist that ignoring participation may invite bad luck, boredom, or missed opportunities for unforgettable endings.

by Mod.Steven21✅ August 28, 2025

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Obama´s last name

It´s his first name.

Jacob: "Hey, what´s Obama´s last name?"

Scholar: " It´s his first name."

Jacob: "What do you mean what´s his first name? I am asking for his last name?"

Scholar: "That would be his first name."

Jacob: "If Obama is his first name his last name is his first name, I don´t get it..."

Scholar: "I think you got it."

Obama: " I just want to go to Central Park and watch folks passing by. Spend the whole day watching people"

Jacob - Walks out *confused*

by ScientificScholar March 6, 2024

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