Another name for a large family. Usually Lampe families are associated with the Eastern sea board and they are typically mostly male. Lampe family girls are considered unattainable.
by CheesePlease September 5, 2012
Get the Lampemug. by sir rod July 8, 2010
Get the lampemug. 
When a guy convinces a girl (usually a familiar sex partner) who is menstruating, to lay/sit down and start masturbating. Whilst she is doing this the guy turns off all the lights and closes the blinds, then shines a torch or 'lamp' (anything bright) and focus' the light on her vagina whilst blood proceeds to come out due to the masturbation. At this point it is customary for the guy to yell out: (with one fist pumping the air) "CAAAAAAAARN THE LAMP!"
Mate 1 - "Oh boys, my missus was having a really heavy period yesterday, so I got my torch and started treating myself to a ... yep, you got it - CAAAAAAAAARN THE LAMP!"
Mate 2 - "You sick bastard, I hope you put a tarp down this time... CAAAAAAAAAAAARN THE LAMP!"
Mate 2 - "You sick bastard, I hope you put a tarp down this time... CAAAAAAAAAAAARN THE LAMP!"
by Norm M August 8, 2011
Get the The Lampmug. to be lamped is when it is your turn to host a party
you house is the lamp, therefore everybody else is a moth
you house is the lamp, therefore everybody else is a moth
by coolio16 November 5, 2018
Get the to be lampedmug. Short for: Look At My Penis
A person who thinks that having an expensive car, being buff, and knowing about guns will make people think that he has a large penis, when in fact they have a very small penis.
Featured on a PSA from the popular DeadpoolAndFriends Youtube channel.
A person who thinks that having an expensive car, being buff, and knowing about guns will make people think that he has a large penis, when in fact they have a very small penis.
Featured on a PSA from the popular DeadpoolAndFriends Youtube channel.
Guy 1: Check out my awesome Hummer! It's so badass. It's like fifty times cooler than your car!
Guy 2: Dude, you're such a LAMP. We all know you have a tiny penis, so stop showing off your damn car.
Guy 2: Dude, you're such a LAMP. We all know you have a tiny penis, so stop showing off your damn car.
by WadeWilson April 29, 2010
Get the LAMPmug. 