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noob to lube

Used to describe a situation, person, or thing that demonstrates extreme immaturity, naivity, and innocence, often related to a lack of sexual experience.

Usually includes a hint of outrageousness, but can refer to a simple awkward situation.
Oh my gosh, Max got naked infront of everyone without even hesitating. He's the least noob to lube person ever!

Look at how noob to lube they are with that pinata.
by #falconpride May 10, 2011
mugGet the noob to lubemug.

Hell lube

When your dick burst into fire while in the liver in jasossss pancreas
Sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy pronoun hell lube
by SmokyCORNBREADsharkfartcondon November 4, 2018
mugGet the Hell lubemug.

cock lube

The opposite of a cock block; the ultimate wingman trying to hook it up for your boys.
Kp: Thanks Scotty for the cock lube at the party last night.

Scotty: no problem. It's not hard when you're that attractive.
by Footballplayer77 September 24, 2013
mugGet the cock lubemug.

Natural Lube

"Cowper's gland secretion" called "pre-cum" might ooze out of the end of your dick. It's whitish, slippery, and perhaps a little bubbly due to all of the action going on from your hand. Some guys can actually get enough of this fluid flowing to use it for lubrication.
John doesn't need to use vaseline or lotion to jack off because he has "natural lube"
by OliverS May 5, 2005
mugGet the Natural Lubemug.

Youtube and lube

After Jerome left his wife, it was no longer Hulu and hang it was Youtube and lube.
by CherrySprinkles November 13, 2015
mugGet the Youtube and lubemug.

alabama lube

The act of spitting a mouthful of chewing tobacco on your partner’s genitals in order to lubricate the sex act during intercourse (typically with a relative)
When things dry up down there I always use a little Alabama lube to get off.
by Hot Dog Goblin December 30, 2017
mugGet the alabama lubemug.

Cubed and lubed

Where a girl/boy is shoved into a tiny space where they can't move and are boxed in, then you proceed to jizz all over them
It will take her an hour to wash herself after we've cubed and lubed her
by Bojanglewangle April 25, 2019
mugGet the Cubed and lubedmug.

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