Lost Car Syndrome

A condition where the owner of a vehicle allows an acquaintance (usually the other half of a drug-fueled one-night stand) to drive their vehicle, but stops answering text messages. The owner then reports the car stolen in an attempt to find their car, but conveniently omits the embarrassing details when talking to the police.

So I met this chick at the casino last night and we smoked a ton of meth. I borrowed her car for ten minutes when she got Lost Car Syndrome and reported it stolen.

by Jesus loves O-town June 12, 2022

Liquor Lobotomy

The act of drinking heavily to induce a blackout intended to wipe out a bad memory.

Also used to describe the act of waking up from a blackout night and getting totally smashed again to keep those memories from surfacing.

Oh man, I can't believe I just banged that chick. Gimme a bottle of Wisers, I need a liquor lobotomy.

Jesus christ, I just saw your grandmother naked! Pass me that bottle, I need a liquor lobotomy!

Jill: Do you even remember what you did last night?
Jack: Uhhh....no...nothing. The entire night is a blank.
Jill: Drink this. You're gonna need a liquor lobotomy.

by Somtaw January 26, 2010

the lobster

is the performing of the shocker to two different women at the same time.

Ahern had to wash his hands after administering the lobster to those two older women in vegas.

by kook February 17, 2005

lörsterer

The "Lörsterer" are a well established Austrian cartel, known for their deep integration in the underground and are feared by the local authorities.

X: "Hey, have you heard about the Lörsterer?"

Y: "No, what's that?"

X: "I'm not quite sure, I've heard it's some kind of cartel."

by Lörsterer1 June 14, 2014

long lost love

A love that kindled long ago, but never reached it's full potential. That both people felt but may have never communicated fully to the other. That if again found, may truly be the love of a lifetime..

Sarah and Kevin both felt it, but it would be years before they would realize their long lost love.

by Sallykgts October 11, 2015

lost it

A term used when you start laughing like crazy at some part of a video/game/etc.

*watches a video*
*"How about we don't pay the bills? YOLO bitches"*
*laughs*
I fucking lost it

by HotToLanguage December 9, 2015

Youtube Lost

When watching a videos on Youtube and clicking from related video to related video until you have no idea what you originally searched.

Guy 1: "Hey man."
Guy 2: "Hey, what did you do last night?"
Guy 1: "Well, I was watching drag racing videos and eventually got Youtube lost, and ended up watching a video about how to properly breast feed..."
Guy 2: "Wow..."

by Otis Finklburg January 27, 2010