polypular leprechaun

1.)A sessile demon shaped like a leprechaun with no legs that is expelled from the anus. It is easily smashed by rocks or feet. Or anything.

"Quick, smash that polypular leprechaun before it produces medusae!"

by Musashi October 31, 2004

Little leprechaun

A ginger under 5’ setting his pushes on fire, Dancing around to put them out. Then feeding the ashes to his sexual partner.

I gave Melissa a little leprechaun last night, it was crazy.

by Hugh jackman January 1, 2021

Leprechaun Sexual

Exclusively sexually interested in leprechauns.

Sorry I’m not interested, I’m leprechaun Sexual.

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by Nmansurf December 19, 2017

Muddy Leprechaun

A sexual maneuver involving scat and an Irish midget. Freedom to do whatever is encouraged, but you must ejaculate in an arc to resemble a rainbow.

"Man last night was amazing. We had anal intercourse, and then I gave her a muddy leprechaun."

by Scat 'o' the Irish March 1, 2010

and I'm a leprechaun

A euphamism for bullshit. Usually said in a squeaky Irish accent.

Dude: Yea yesterday I got like, 10 chicks' numbers.
Kevin: And I'm a leprechaun!

by The Kevin August 30, 2005

Dirty Leprechaun

When you are squatting over a girls face naked while she is sleeping, like a little leprechaun with your asshole spread open. Next, you throw a pint of Guiness in her face to wake her up, then she wakes up immediately slamming her face into your asshole.

My wife was sleeping last night and I decided to give her a dirty leprechaun.

by AVC8 December 2, 2011

angry leprechaun

have sex with a midget on freshly cut grass then cum on them, kick them in the shins, push them over. Then they roll around in pain and get covered in grass.

The angry leprechaun chased me all the way home

by Mr. Himel May 4, 2009