Lachlan

Hottest, sexiest man alive. When a Lachlan walks into the room all heads immediately turn and jaws drop. He's kind and caring and the worlds biggest flirt, he wears hats indoors and was the cutest most emotional baby.

woman 1: damn who is he
woman 2: he's definitely a Lachlan

by hawtyhawty August 31, 2019

Lachlan

Blue eyes, blonde hair, Tall, looks like he is from Queensland.
Works at maccas, and is the funniest guy you'll ever meet.

Person 1: Hey Lachlan what do you want me to call you
Lachlan: Lachy

by xShabz February 25, 2020

Lachlan

A formidible foe in sending memes, but a bit of a chotch. A keyboard warrior who will usually bail on plans because a female's shoulders are showing. An unusually square head, which, among other things, makes him ridiculously easy to roast. Probably wears his glasses so often that you will forget what he looks like without them, saying "AHH! Who are you?" when you see him without them. Lovely guy though :)

Wow, that head is square! He must be a Lachlan.

by BIG LACH (Romance) May 23, 2018

Lachlan

big nippled

Lachlan has Lachlan

by James Gilbert September 11, 2003

lachlan

an annoying little brother who tells fucked up stories at the dinner table, generally in front of his parents

lachlan: "This one guy thinks he's so hardcore cause he wanks over porn mags!" (in reference to an 11 year old friend)

OR

lachlan: "he was just masturbating onto everthing, it was soooo funny!"

by random defiler March 13, 2003

Lachlan

A manipulative snake who is skilled with the English language. Lachlan's have the ability to change and manipulate words and situations in order to affect someone else's life for his own benefit.

He's not really friends with her, he just wants to get in her pants, he's being a real Lachlan.

by My name is testie November 30, 2016

lachlan

a stupid gay loser that is married to his only friend Tim

look at that tramp and his pimp

by timothy Hall September 23, 2003