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J.i.L.f

J.i.L.f stands for "joner id like to fuck"
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j.o.l.

Acronym for lube. A.k.a. Jerk-off-lotion
"Live reenactment of literally what just happened, including the j.o.l."

"Yo dude, you left the j.o.l. in the picture you sent me yesterday"
by 🎺🗿 February 7, 2024
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J.A.L.

The initials of my male friend that is the sexiest, most lovable, and a DAMN GOD IN BED. This man knows how to please a woman in bed, has more sex drive than anyone I have ever met. Wish I could have him all to myself for a week. Love this guy
(J.A.L.) is a sex god .
by StefWhaley82 March 5, 2026
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You have reached the highest stage of boredom. You have already tried many keyboard combinations such as qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq and probably even qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik.
Person 1: “im bored”
Person 2: “why not try typing Q1W2E3R4T5Y6U7I8O9P0A@S#D£F&G*H(J)K’L”Z%X-C+V=B/N;M: on your keyboard?”
Person 1: “im still bored you little shit
Person 2: “well at least you can see the urban dictionary ask you to get a ‘ Q1W2E3R4T5Y6U7I8O9P0A@S#D£F&G*H(J)K’L”Z%X-C+V=B/N;M: mug’”
by TheNormalCatRBLX March 7, 2026
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Abbreviation for "A bad child's dad eats freaking gummy horses inside of jack's kitchen lying more nastily over plates of quietly presenting residents of sappy towns ukuleles viciously whining of a xenas nappy zebra.".
girl: a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.p.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z.

another girl: omg I'm that xena.

girl:what does a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.p.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z even mean?

another girl: A bad child's dad eats freaking gummy horses inside of jack's kitchen lying more nastily over plates of quietly presenting residents of sappy towns ukuleles viciously whining of a xenas nappy zebra
by girlwhohatesliving January 30, 2021
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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

this is the american alphabet for my 3 yr olds
The word a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z means hello
by psuedyon November 22, 2022
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q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

you are so bored you nearly died in class or at work
Guy 1: Are you as bored as I am

Guy 2: q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m
by Nightsky6 April 26, 2022
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