Krusty Krab

Where you cut off the crusty part of the vagina lips with scissors like a crab

Before sex I just had to Krusty krab her or I would get another rash

by GarbleDee M. Cox April 16, 2021

Krusty Boyle

Krusty Boyle is simply a massive disgusting infected boyle that oozes puss and drips like creampie. The word Krusty Boyle originates from a Canadian name, Kristy.

K.D has a krusty boyle !

by Stanly and Andu January 21, 2009

Krusty Dog

when you jerk off and forget to wash up after, leaving a thick layer a spunk on your junk which then solidifies to form a hard crusty outer layer of dried cum.

Bro, last night I fucked this bitch and woke up with the worst krusty dog of my life mane!

by lil' Kim Probable October 15, 2016

Krusty shower

Peeing in someone's butt and have them shit it back on you.

Chas pissed in hillary's butt in return she gave him a krusty shower.

by 3rdLunchbox October 12, 2016

Krusty Craig

When you’re getting a divorce, and you ejaculate in your ex wives panties and put them back in the drawer for a surprise for her to wear later for old time sake

Did you hear what that n**** Craig did? He tried to hook back up with his wife but she denied him, so he Krusty Craiged her.

by Bag Factory December 23, 2021

Krusty Schnitzel

THE FUCKING SEXY BEAST OF YOUTUBE. his peen is bigger than a normal male human. HE LOVE HIS BLUE WII!
GO SUBSCRIBE OR YOU HAVE A SMALL PEEN.

wanking noises*

Person :1 HAVE YOU WATCHED THE NEW BILLIE JEAN PART 2

Person :2 UMMMMMMM IM NOT FUCKING STUPID DUMBASS

Person :3 ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT KRUSTY SCHNITZEL OMG I WANK TO HIM.

by I LOVE KRUSTY SCHNITZEL June 6, 2019

Is this the Krusty Krab?

No this is patrick.

*Phone rings*
Customer A: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No this is patrick.
*puts down phone* *Patrick whistling when phone rings again*
Customer B: Is this the Krusty Krab?
No, this is Patrick!
*puts down phone again* *same as above*
Customer C: Is this the Krusty Krab?
NO, THIS IS PATRICK! *smashes phone and Grunts*
Patrick: I am not a Krusty Krab!
Spongebob: Patrick that’s the name of the restaurant.
Patrick: Huh?

by Romie_777 May 20, 2021