knobbo

Pl. knobbi
A word used to describe a person in a derogatory manner comparing them them to a penis. Originally evolving from the noun, knob.

Rory: It’s only an hour away
Jack: GMT is two hours you knobbo

by RNicky12 May 22, 2018

Knobbly Knee Fetish

A direct attraction towards a person with knobbly knees.

This attraction can be further enhanced by a persons ‘slender’ or ‘chicken legs’, generally achieved by ‘skipping leg day’

Wife with knobbly knee fetish - “Wow, your knobbly knees look lovely. I will have to order three drinks to cool me down”

Husband - “thanks luv, I always skip leg day to make them even better for you”

by SloppyJoeBumsGoats September 3, 2019

carrot knobbing

Messing around for no apparent reason.

I was trying to do some work, then my friend burst into my room and we were carrot knobbing all night.

by DannyBoiStreams September 13, 2018

fafa boingy berfe chesy krabby patty

when someone fart smel like tuna and

oh my go it smell bad

sorry i had a fafa boingy berfe chesy krabby patty

by karby paty June 11, 2021

Krabby Patty

Spongebob’s reason to live

Spongebob: I love Krabby Patties! This Krabby Patty looks delish!

by WhoHatesHandlesThatAlreadyUsed February 18, 2021

hamhobbles in a knobbywocket

The phrase 'hamhobbles in a knobbywocket' is British, and it's mainly said in an INCREDIBLY high-pitched crappy British accent. It's usually said like the phrase 'don't get your panties in a bunch', except British-ized. It could mean anything.

a) Argh, i'm in a scuzz, cheerio mate!
Righto, don't get your hamhobbles in a knobbywocket.

b)Hey, what's up?
DON'T GET YOUR HAMHOBBLES IN A KNOBBYWOCKET.

c) I'm pregnant.
Well, hamhobble my fucking knobbywockets!

by Alissa January 1, 2005

Slob Knobbing

The act of performing fellatio.

Your sister was slob knobbing all night long!

by Cooter Brown October 29, 2002