Krispy Kreme Glazed Donut 

When a man and a woman do the naughty dog productions and the man makes Krispy Kreme icing and cakes the donut. Now that the kids are gone, where a man and a woman bounce on each other until the man reaches his moaning period and spunks in or on the pussy.

Oh my god I turned that bitch Beth's pussy into a Krispy Kreme Glazed Donut last night.

Krispy Kreme Glazed Donut by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 May 14, 2023

Krispy Kreme Kraving 

An intense, overwhelming desire to consume a Krispy Kreme doughnut, glazed, filled or otherwise

Dan: 'I could kill for a doughnut right now'
Jack: 'Omg me too, I have such a Krispy Kreme Kraving'

Krispy Kreme Kraving by byron171 October 26, 2010

krispy kreme donut 

A fat white girl.

Guy 1: You see that girl across the room?
Guy 2: Man she be a krispy kreme donut.

krispy kreme donut by 116584 January 15, 2018

Krispy Kreme Diet

A feeble attempt at a prayer of a diet.

Joanna- "I'm so fat"

April- "To be honest, you really are fat"

Joanna- "I read about the Krispy Kreme Diet in the funnies yesterday, maybe it works"

April- "Ooooo, tastey and inginious!"

(4 weeks later, after a diet of 3 Krispy Kreme donuts daily)

Joanna- "I think this diet is working! My scale says ERR, which i think stands for something good"

(Joanna's brother David overhears the conversation)

David- "No, it means error because you're so fat the scale can't handle the load upon it"

Joanna- "You're just mad because i ate your box of twinkies"

David- "Wow, that makes you even fatter, fatty."

Krispy Kreme Diet by The_Buddy January 26, 2010

Krispy Kreme Gangsta 

Derived from the greek words: Krispy: so clean and flossy. Kreme: lookin' like they have lots of dough. And Gangsta: keepin it real.

someone who keeps it so Krispy, they never wear the same clothes twice. Not only do they keep it real gangsta, but they look real smooth doing it.

I met that dude Joenutz last night, he crossed me as being a Krispy Kreme Gangsta

Krispy Kreme Gangsta by Jorge Lechuga December 26, 2007

Krispy Kreme Kock 

Noun, when one's penis is so dry and brittle but the ejaculation is surprisingly so fluid and fresh that its described like tasting or taking a krispy kreme donut

"Yo I saw this dope ass hentai, ugly bastard oc, and he had that magnum dong I swear"
"Sounds like he had a krispy kreme kock"

Krispy Kreme Kock by Yeeyeedadlefme October 7, 2020

Krispy Kreme Lit Boobs 

The littlest group chat baby

Ugh this gc is such a Krispy Kreme Lit Boobs

Krispy Kreme Lit Boobs by Yes ma’am April 18, 2019