Kirsten likes to get in the middle of married men and their wives, she also enjoys having sex with underage boys on park benches and not telling them they have chlamydia -
when they find out they have it she yells SuRpRiSe!!!!
when they find out they have it she yells SuRpRiSe!!!!
by expHOEsed xxx February 3, 2020
a very artsy aesthetic girl who thinks they are cuul cause the juul but really ain’t. always v crazy, and thinks they are sly at necking
by juulio January 9, 2018
Guy 1 : "I met this girl named Kirsten"
Guy 2 : "Is she fat, ugly, and never stops complaining"
Guy 1 : "All of the above"
Guy 2 :"Does she know your address"
Guy 1 : " Yes"
Guy 2 : May God be with you"
Guy 2 : "Is she fat, ugly, and never stops complaining"
Guy 1 : "All of the above"
Guy 2 :"Does she know your address"
Guy 1 : " Yes"
Guy 2 : May God be with you"
by Handle43215 August 10, 2015
A ugly person and that is a retard and thinks they are smart but they really are not. They also use not trusted websites to search up information
Me: hey have u seen Kirsten
Person: that retard looking person and that is fat
Me:yeah that’s her I want to punch her
Person: that retard looking person and that is fat
Me:yeah that’s her I want to punch her
by 9_inch_penis69420 October 30, 2019
A cool name that most people are too stupid to say correctly, so they pronounce it "keersten". Most are extremely good looking.
by jessicaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa April 26, 2008
by daniel awesome August 30, 2008
Any of the recherche, sweet, intelligent, caring, girls with inveterate beauty and wonderful personalities that currently reside in Arlington, VA.
if jessica alba could some how have a child with herself, it would be a kirsten
by Funkmasta Flexified Freak November 14, 2006