Kirsten

Kirsten likes to get in the middle of married men and their wives, she also enjoys having sex with underage boys on park benches and not telling them they have chlamydia -

when they find out they have it she yells SuRpRiSe!!!!

Watch out Nikki, Kirstens coming!!

by expHOEsed xxx February 3, 2020

Kirsten

a very artsy aesthetic girl who thinks they are cuul cause the juul but really ain’t. always v crazy, and thinks they are sly at necking

wow she’s a total kirsten

by juulio May 2, 2018

Kirsten

A fat ugly bitch that never stops complaining

Guy 1 : "I met this girl named Kirsten"
Guy 2 : "Is she fat, ugly, and never stops complaining"
Guy 1 : "All of the above"
Guy 2 :"Does she know your address"
Guy 1 : " Yes"
Guy 2 : May God be with you"

by Handle43215 September 14, 2015

Kirsten

A ugly person and that is a retard and thinks they are smart but they really are not. They also use not trusted websites to search up information

Me: hey have u seen Kirsten
Person: that retard looking person and that is fat
Me:yeah that’s her I want to punch her

by 9_inch_penis69420 October 30, 2019

kirsten

A cool name that most people are too stupid to say correctly, so they pronounce it "keersten". Most are extremely good looking.

Did you see keersten?
Whos keersten? I was looking at Kirsten. SHES FINE

by jessicaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa April 25, 2008

kirsten

An amazing pefect girl who i couldn't be without who likes the mess up like myself. LOVE YOU KIRST

"wow you see that chick?"
"yeah man. she must be a Kirsten"

by daniel awesome October 18, 2008

kirsten

Any of the recherche, sweet, intelligent, caring, girls with inveterate beauty and wonderful personalities that currently reside in Arlington, VA.

if jessica alba could some how have a child with herself, it would be a kirsten

by Funkmasta Flexified Freak November 11, 2008