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Kimchi

“You tryna kimchi yeahhh?”
by Sweetmama February 10, 2023
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Kimchi car

A cheap used car that is traded between service members as they come and go from duty in South Korea.
I bought a kimchi car from a GI for $500 last year but can easily get $750 when I return to the States in a few weeks.
by Kakeman January 17, 2018
mugGet the Kimchi carmug.

kimchi slap

Slapping a man or woman with kimchi.
* So this girl kimchi slapped me yesterday*
by Kimchilover1234 April 26, 2017
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Kimchi

Something that if it was invented in North America or Europe, people all around the world would agree is worse than 9/11. But, since it's Korean, Koreaboos all over the world rejoice in how somebody like 500 years ago shat in a cabbage and dyed it pinkish red.

Seriously if you actually eat this garbage why don't you order one of those farts in a jar from a creepy website.

Oh I'm so closed minded and uncultured shiver me timbers people obsessed with Korea on the internet disagree with my opinion so they play the "culture" card.
The man who invented kimchi: Oh no! The cabbage is rotten! What will we do now!
Some nutjob: Just say the cabbage "fermented".
Koreaboo: I'll take your entire stock.
by leo123456 December 8, 2023
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kimchi

Cabbage spiced up to make it dank
Koreans (like me) love to eat it. If you go to any korean resturant kimchi comes out with the food.

Japanese kimchi is fake. Korean kimchi is the real kimchi, and only korean kimchi tastes dank.

Note that kimchi is very spicy, and that most people from the Americas/Europe are like OH SHIT WTF after their first taste of kimchi.
kimchi is very good for your physical health, and it can also quickscope japanese fake kimchis.
mugGet the kimchimug.

satans kimchi

when wasabi comes out of your nose.
charlie was blowing out satans kimchi
by bjtdbz November 26, 2018
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