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Kentucky thumb

When you make your girl squirt so hard and then ya bottle her up by jammin your big fat .500 magnum recoil-handling man thumb she starts squirting out other holes and screams "ITS WAAAATERMELON TIIIIME!!!"
Brandon boinked her so hard last night he gave her the ol Kentucky thumb and all of a sudden she had a watermelon craving.. weird right?
by Scott the hero May 20, 2021
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Kentucky Thumb

Is a sexual activity involving the stimulation of the thumb of a person by another person using the throat and may be performed as foreplay to incite sexual arousal before other sexual activities.
When you want to make Him/Her gag, put the Kentucky Thumb in it
by Redlined55 May 20, 2021
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Kentucky Thumb

When you're bleeding to death and stop the bloodflow by plugging it with your thumb.

Also slang for fingering a woman.
"If AK daddy Doesn't make the AK-50 soon, I'm going to forcefully give him the Kentucky Thumb"
by SadBoiBrax May 20, 2021
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kentucky thumb

When you have an accident and almost die when shooting your .50bmg and have a hole in your neck, or when you use said thumb for unholy purposes
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Kentucky Thumb

A sex pose where in the Male sticks his thumb in the Females throat.
"Man me and Brittany did the Kentucky Thumb last night" said Scott
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Kentucky thumb

The Kentucky thumb is when you shove you’re thumb up a girls butthole during sexual intercourse
by Brandon sent me May 20, 2021
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Kentucky Thumb

When you sever an artery, plug the bleeding artery, and then shove it up a girls ass while firing slap rounds out of your .50 cal

Person 1: Have you heard about Scott?
Person 2: Yeah He gave his wife the Kentucky Thumb a few weeks ago
Scott, Don't fire slap rounds out of your .50 cal, you can't do the Kentucky Thumb Again.
by GUNMEMEREVIEW May 20, 2021
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